Congressman Alexander's Broadsheet

High it's your favorite irreverent candidate for public office THE SPIRIT OF VIRGINIA! Wolf Alexander.  This is how you write a campaing press release like a professional in 1948. That was the best political campaign before #DonaldCHUMP won in 2016. But for pure spirit Harry Truman kicked royal ass All By Himself.  As I am going to do. This is the opposite of a 1948 Whistle-Stop Campaign press release. It's hard for me to make this legal much less suck up to puritan morals like those generations were good at.  DON'T be LIKE that PLEASE. 1948 Press Release (seriously) "It's October 31, nineteen forty-eight. Halloween night here for the National Broadcasting Company. Harry Truman, the candidate Will Rogers would call Give'm Hell Harry, has less than a week to go to convince the American public that he isn't a lucky accident of history." IT'S STILL NOT A PRESS RELEASE. It was however accurate. Press release. From President Truman's chi...

Tallyho! ---------- Forwarded message --------- From: Wolf Alexander < baberuth1920@gmail.com > Date: Tue, Oct 29, 2024, 1:10 PM Subject: Re: Matt To: Matt Aguirre < matta@cockpitusa.com >, Lauren Schneider < laurens@cockpitusa.com >, Cockpit USA < info@cockpitusa.com > It fits great, it looks great.It is great, f****** awesome jacket. Thank you, Matt, thank you, Lauren.  Thank you, Cockpit USA! Yeah, I'm just gonna go with what I got if I need the hood I will let you know you're an email away. It's so warm I can't imagine the.regular liner. I will point anyone who asks about my really beautiful coat to your website. Cheers! -Alex --Wolf Alexander SpitfireHunter.com On Tue, Oct 29, 2024, 10:09 AM Matt Aguirre < matta@cockpitusa.com > wrote: Hello,  Glad that the jacket made it in time. If you try the jacket on and it fits fine, you can absolutely forego the hood and keep the jacket as is. As lo...

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"Taking the Jeep up to the lake!" ---------- Forwarded message --------- From: Wolf Alexander < congressmanalexander@gmail.com > Date: Mon, Oct 28, 2024, 5:34 PM Subject: DeFanging the Police Vol. 2 To: Seth Sturm < sethsturm@gmail.com > Cc: Hippie MAN < wedahippies@gmail.com > From now on... 1. To be a police officer you have to go to Law School. One years worth. 2. To have the power to arrest you have to spend 60 Days In.  "All new cops go first to jail for two months to see what it's like." 3. Cops who choose to carry a sword instead of a gun get double the salary. YOU DO IT LIKE THIS: " American Gangster" OG Cop 4. Since you went to Law School for a year you! like Detective Richie Roberts in American Gangster are the lead prosecutor. No more passing the buck to a stiff in a suit. You do it. You defend your arrests. 5. Failure to recite the Bill of Rights on demand results in an immediate suspension without...

What it says, please. ---------- Forwarded message --------- From: Wolf Alexander < congressmanalexander@gmail.com > Date: Mon, Oct 28, 2024, 3:26 PM Subject: Watch "OLIVE BRANCH TO VP TIM LONGO: You Big Chief. Me Hawkeye. Also Congressman." on YouTube To: < police@virginia.edu >, Longo, Timothy John (tjl8x) < tjl8x@virginia.edu > (Straight Out of LA. Confidential) I'd like to add this as plaintiff's Exhibit A showing a willingness to join forces. https://youtu.be/yBXzQ8NBWvo?si=e5DqNrORsmR2ryvD  

I'm not going to do it, but it's a great f****** idea. Am I wrong?  It's awesome. TikTok is owned by a Chinaman. A man from Singapore that loves his China. Ronny Chieng is not a Chinaman. He's hilarious and more American than most of you lame ass motherfuckers. Ronny you get the citizenship the person I am talking about but will never name will lose. AND YOU'RE NOT CHINESE, RONNY. Stupid I look. Malaysia. Cool. Lol. OOOPS! Who the f*** cares? I only mentioned China and Chinese because they, as a country.don't like us as a country.  Same with Russians same with Iranians. If your allegiance is to any country but the United States of America, you are not American. That seems fair. ---------- Forwarded message --------- From: Wolf Alexander < congressmanalexander@gmail.com > Date: Mon, Oct 28, 2024, 12:33 PM Subject: Alex's big bad idea To: Seth Sturm < sethsturm@gmail.com > Did I tell you about this? The guy that robbed me i...

"If that alarm goes off and you go "fuck!" then you're a slave." ***** Job.  Money. Which one do you want? Why the hell would anyone want "a job?" "A job" is adult for "homework." Something we don't want. We want money. Actually we want food clothing shelter and unlimited freedom but let's say we want money. Where's the money? If you want something it's important to find it. Elon Musk has a good bit of it. The money. Get it from him! Except without doing something for him in return. A job is Elon Musk giving you food clothing and shelter in return for building his Cyber Truck. He is giving you food, clothing and shelter which you have to have to live. HE IS GIVING YOU THE MEANS TO SURVIVE AND YOU ARE HIS SLAVE. You can quit. Slaves could run away. Both are dangerous ideas. Because if you don't take somebody's job--if you're not a slave for somebody--how are you supposed to get food clothing an...

This is 100% true. (Steve McQueen (and Robert Vaughn) in "Bullit" 1968))  Movie Trailer A female police officer with a sexy voice named REDACTED wants to meet me when I get into Charlottesville, Wednesday. That Days of Tbunder Scene Hint about her name: *Marty & There's no legal need for her to meet me. She wants to anyway. ~"Well, it's already scheduled, so..." was my translation of her replies. That's really hot. Except I am not going to be her prisoner and am not a "bad" boy. So... Anyway I hope she comes alone otherwise I'll get the message it isn't a date. At which point I won't want to talk to them, because who wants to talk to the police? I'm sorry, police, if you want to have better relationships with every other member of the universe don't make your career putting people in steel boxes. While i'm on the subject, here are some more things you police officers should never do ag...