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Chill day on the trail talking about my favorite celebrity sex goddess. (video)

RachelTokar_

The Hollywood 45 Seconds

Trail Goddess God

Chapter 41: the longest chapter of a kid's book ever photocopied! Sup hottest stuff?

A Hint in Three Sets of Pictures!

It's Good to be'da Congressman

Live Me

"A pack of mail for you Congresswoman®+. Postcards from your Hawkeyed boyfriend." #@

"Bond to Bond": Jane, you were so tomboy sexy in "MI6 Life". I had to delete it to not jack off to it. I'm sending you a photocipher. -James #@

"Hey Assman!" you don't want to be typecast. Use different embarrassing body problems. Also I would care for every inch of you with tender loving. #@

Your miming and gestures are getting really good. Mime my nuts. #@

"a damaging dame" = Ragehell Tokarnage! #@

Entertainment Tonight! You, ®+ should be on it. Will be on it. But watch me fawn over you in this notshort special!

You know what a cannon is? "fuck'em". Goddessdamn concussive. Is how that sound hit me. #@

Hey Jane Bond. Work Wife®+ is you at MI6. A graph of your hotness shows a steady and fast incline towards the stratosphere. Head Hottest in Charge. Darker and deadlier. Monster hot. You make it so cool! Girl Next Everywhere chill but sleek.like. The hottest girl at the sorority. You in what you were wearing go into the swankiest place and change the dress code. Cause every GuyEye goes to you. Approachable but they fear your growl. You look so... killer hot. #@

You look so fucking sexy in this new work wife®. I saw a second of you gangster slouched in that chair and went kaboom in my head. Gonna watch more now back soon. #@

Big Little Leaguer Ready for Your Bigs on TVideo!

Adventure: Weed!

Accept a Dateable ®+? #@

Frustrating as Fuck

Funny how both of us, so full of life and enthusiasm, enjoy hearing we look young. I got that one today same as you. You're so beautiful. -Alex

You know, Rachel, just when I think you couldn't possibly be any smarter (building your show), you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!

Harper's Pherry Fotos