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The three kinds of boys

Treasure Manifest by Gangster

Girls who are unfound by boys good enough for them become lesbians like Kristin Stewart. Rachel i am good enough for you. And i know no other guy is.

Delivery Rachel

Captain Courachel

You were "crazy" officially once and you're afraid of going anywhere near that label again. If anyone "found out" (never till you say) you risk ostracism if you don't like me. I risk a certain academy award nomination for best actor.

I Figured Out Witchcraft

i only check emails ~once a day. I check your ig 10x more.

I know you think giving me a chance on the record is dangerous but it's not:

There's no we until there's e

Here's how civilization fucks with us

The End of the World Sounds Fun

Believe it or not you might be too shy to be a big star

Hope everything is okay. A long time since you posted a story

New Jersey Starts with a Freight Yard. Garden?

Do you like this RageHell? Photo and editing with a flip phone. Coast guard boat New London

Do you see this joke?

Fresh postcard

The fear of every girl: what is "some guy" gonna do?

Aboard train southbound and ready! To talk to you Rachel t.

I hope you know that if i were to hook up with another girl casually i would tell you now as opposed to hide it for later when your love for me is stronger. And i haven't. Since last march. Doesn't look good on that front either. I'm in love with you. All others don't have something.

My RedacTed Motto

You're wasting free advertising of yourself

EAM attachment styles

Please let me on your mound. You catch.

I've never seen two peep holes before but i have seen two periscopes

To prove my love i would suck a strap-on with you wearing it on video.

I don't want to "grow old" together. If necessary i want to commit suicide together

Parental backstop pondering

"Love for you! Congresswoman Tokarczyk, hate for most others"

This story is not to scare you (others fine) but to teach you. Please teach me.

When you look in the mirror, your most deadly glance should not scare you. That means you would be afraid of someone equally powerful. A dead looking expression, keeps you alive alone best.

Weekend update: with rachel tokar and wolf alexander

Since you love me let's have an in real time conversation

If that's true why won't you let me out of the dugout?

I want to make love with you, rebel tornado

It's really good

The you version of me

West Virginia is called the mountain state but really they're hills. Beautiful hills like your breasts. I want to climb them with you forever. You are so sexy it's like an 11 on the Richter scale the earthquake you cause in my everywhere.

If you're looking over your shoulder for me you do not need to - leaving the union for the confederacy by train Philadelphia tomorrow full stop

Handsome heroic honest and happy examples of follow the story. "handsome heroic honest and happy"

What you're thinking in moments of desperation

Filling the Hole in My Intelligence

"I'm on Board But..."

You Know, If You're Reading Lightning

If this is for me i love you

If You Are in the Boston Area and Wanna Hook Up Call 646 489 4183

Sometimes You Look Like Hillary Clinton If She Was Hot and You

The Last Mystery to Unravel

I Think Like the Cool New Kid in Class Everywhere I Go.

Where Am i Trying to Go?

Being Driven Soon Buzzed

Biggest Star's Guide to Observing Being Observed

In the Lobby

This Sign Should Be Against the Law

Alexander Misdemeanor

The Best Dick You'll Ever Get

Why I'm Carless

"Da Fuck Palace" - The Craziest Good Idea for a Business You've Ever Read

The Sex Prisoner's Dilemma

Please talk to me

Why You are Suddenly "Failing"

I Gotta Tell You About The Most Delicious Edible Ever

I Figured You Out

Rage Hell To Carnage

Drooling

Smoking Hot Photos

Snow Bunny on Fire!

Wow What a Look

Hiking to Boarding to Boarding to Fucking?

Since You Mentioned It

The Ages of My Five Senses

Was that kiss for me?

My Morning So Far

I'm a Handsome Boy

Here's What I'm Thinking for Our Bedroom Map

Answer RedacTed: The Swinging Steak Mexican Hat Utah

Every Boy is Looking For "Her"

Handsome Young Man

I Want the Game and Game Over Next to You