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It's really good

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The you version of me

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West Virginia is called the mountain state but really they're hills. Beautiful hills like your breasts. I want to climb them with you forever. Your breasts are mountains to me. They're big enough. I really like them. You are so sexy it's like an 11 on the Richter scale the earthquake you cause in my everywhere.

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If you're looking over your shoulder for me you do not need to - leaving the union for the confederacy by train Philadelphia tomorrow full stop

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Handsome heroic honest and happy examples of follow the story. "handsome heroic honest and happy"

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What you're thinking in moments of desperation

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Filling the Hole in My Intelligence

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"I'm on Board But..."

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You Know, If You're Reading Lightning

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If this is for me i love you

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If You Are in the Boston Area and Wanna Hook Up Call 646 489 4183

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Sometimes You Look Like Hillary Clinton If She Was Hot and You

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The Last Mystery to Unravel

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I Think Like the Cool New Kid in Class Everywhere I Go.

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Where Am i Trying to Go?

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Being Driven Soon Buzzed

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Biggest Star's Guide to Observing Being Observed

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In the Lobby

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This Sign Should Be Against the Law

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Alexander Misdemeanor

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The Best Dick You'll Ever Get

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Why I'm Carless

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"Da Fuck Palace" - The Craziest Good Idea for a Business You've Ever Read

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The Sex Prisoner's Dilemma

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Please talk to me

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Why You are Suddenly "Failing"

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I Gotta Tell You About The Most Delicious Edible Ever

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I Figured You Out

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Rage Hell To Carnage

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Drooling

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Smoking Hot Photos

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Snow Bunny on Fire!

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Wow What a Look

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Hiking to Boarding to Boarding to Fucking?

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Since You Mentioned It

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The Ages of My Five Senses

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Was that kiss for me?

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My Morning So Far

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I'm a Handsome Boy

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Here's What I'm Thinking for Our Bedroom Map

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Answer RedacTed: The Swinging Steak Mexican Hat Utah

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Every Boy is Looking For "Her"

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Handsome Young Man

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I Want the Game and Game Over Next to You

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I Push and You Grab

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Human Life Begins When the Brain Starts Making Electricity

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I bet RedacTed, that i could get 99.99% of Americans to agree, if voted anonymously, that...

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I Will Still Love You When You Don't Think You'll Be Young and Beautiful

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The Energizer Boyfriend

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(No Subject)

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Spell the Face You Want

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Stunning Headshot

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Jewish and Many Other Men are Sexually Assaulted at Age 0

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You're Not Yet Telling the Story of Your Quest

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Why I Fear You Being Pregnant

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If Someone Ever Said You Cant Sing They Lied

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So Every Girl in the Place is Looking at Me

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You Got Good Revenge on the Wrong Friend

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Cosmic Connection

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Things i need to tell you

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Triple Stacker

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Very in Baahston

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The Way You Say "Have You Considered the Cost There? You'll Die Alone" is So Sweet

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(No Subject)

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You are Elegant

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All Boys are Created the Enemy

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