Congressman Alexander's Broadsheet

The forces of nature, say: i want to impregnate a woman as many times as possible. Yours says you want to be pregnant as many times as possible. we have to harness those forces for ourselves but against the species. "We use the lust because it's just". But we don't share it. RT

Never ponder the question "how am i going to die?" not something you want to figure out. Or ever know. Therefore it won't occur. If you plan for something bad it comes true really easily. Good is against the forces of nature. RT

That's one of your all time hottest videos. Sparkle Sorcerer. Thank you. I could make love with that girl for hours. Call me! pucker. RT

This two stories a day deal just ain't good enough. I need more of you than that. I need to see you smoking in the shower. RT

If you haven't seen "Witch" (201?) and need a reminder about how gay the catholic part of school was... you are the baddest, catholic school girl. Ever. Ever. RT

Suggestion for your first nickname for me: "A. Guy Whogetsme" RT

We can redo every bad moment you've ever had. I pledge you freedom from regret. RT

You are a perfection artist: you share only your best. You design with precision everything you make. You're a genius. RT

The end. Of the movie. Wish you were on top of me RT

You could do a better job in this role than Anna P. RT

Life is so much easier when your family hates you and your friends are afraid of you. "FULLSTOP = RT" RT

What's amazing is how long this movie feels. Usually lately I'm bored and do other stuff. But the detail of the female discussions is enthralling. Time has slowed in enjoyment. Spending time next to you will feel always like that. I will look at you with two studio camera size eyes. What color are yours? Hazy blue? Or light green? Mine are hazel. You're beautiful. fullstop

Rachel your moral record is clear. Your slate is clean. You are as healthy and young as a high school freshman. Whatever "wrong you've done" happened and you paid. You are at the starting point of anything you want to do that a human could do. You are as physically attractive as a woman can be. You are as smart as any man ever was. It's all yours. All of north america. The only people who might disagree with that are people you already know or who don't know any better. fullstop

The police are not priests. Priests are not God. There is no God. Goddess get me guilty gone = in this movie she's going back to the cops for abdication. That's fucked up. What does telling the authorities who are bad! do to help mother nature? #FuckTheP!gs RT

So much of life is designed around giving us something to do. If we're together, everything is something to do. fullstop

Movie recommendation: Margaret (2011): really good but the sex scene is sad. I don't understand boys being awkward once you're naked. It's so easy. fullstop

The difference between teenage girls and twenty something girls, is teenage girls know their worth. Twenty something girls have to be reminded. Thirty something girls barely remember. fullstop

You have never published one thing i thought wasn't intelligent. As a counter story: the hottest girl i encountered in NYC before you said something so unintelligent about American government i was turned off FULLSTOP

I've had sex before. I know what I'm doing. But I've never courted my soulmate before. I don't know what I'm doing. I'm awkward at this. FULLSTOP

You were all state!

Rachel please give me a chance

The dominating compliment

I like how you promoted it. As sad. like it might be fun. That's funny. If there's no story to read after the headline I'll write "FULLSTOP" FULLSTOP

You always wanted to be a figure skater.

If i had a burning desire for another girl...

Your hotness just hat tricked

Your rage, is your volts potential. Your growl, is your amps potential. Get your amps higher. I'm working on my volts. If you've ever shadow boxed or done Kata... In hockey. When you get geared up at the last second to body check someone. That's volts. Amps is seeing the puck at the other end and getting to it first. Increase your amps.

We're going to tell and sell our love story. Everyone will want to know how we did it. We'll be fine. Dandy. Rachel I love you.

The only difference between us was i had the lucky opportunity, to not care, that I'm not as awesome officially as i am unofficially. You are the most amazing human being I've ever talked to

The way you think about yourself and the way i think about you are so different

Rachel. All you have to do to be happy for the rest of your life is call me. 646 489 4183. I am not making radio shows or recording phone calls. No tech. No one will know. Use a fake number. I'll know your voice. Once again for romantic purposes. Happiness. Your forever happiness is one, call, away.

You will always feel alone and a failure without your soulmate. Me too.

I am crying for you rebel

My love do not despair

Rachel that reads like you think your life is over

Now I'm Sad

Oh Rachel it's so beautiful

Our country is really fucked up. I could fix it if anyone asked

I love you. I hope you are okay.

You may have prestige doubt. You know you're great but without real world acceptance you fear your own judgment. Making yourself laugh cures it.

How we can easily, enjoyably, legally, safely, and profitably, make money forever

The three kinds of boys

Treasure Manifest by Gangster

Girls who are unfound by boys good enough for them become lesbians like Kristin Stewart. Rachel i am good enough for you. And i know no other guy is.

Delivery Rachel

Captain Courachel

You were "crazy" officially once and you're afraid of going anywhere near that label again. If anyone "found out" (never till you say) you risk ostracism if you don't like me. I risk a certain academy award nomination for best actor.

I Figured Out Witchcraft

i only check emails ~once a day. I check your ig 10x more.

I know you think giving me a chance on the record is dangerous but it's not:

There's no we until there's e

Here's how civilization fucks with us

The End of the World Sounds Fun

Believe it or not you might be too shy to be a big star

Hope everything is okay. A long time since you posted a story

New Jersey Starts with a Freight Yard. Garden?

The fear of every girl: what is "some guy" gonna do?

I hope you know that if i were to hook up with another girl casually i would tell you now as opposed to hide it for later when your love for me is stronger. And i haven't. Since last march. Doesn't look good on that front either. I'm in love with you. All others don't have something.

My RedacTed Motto

EAM attachment styles

Please let me on your mound. You catch.

To prove my love i would suck a strap-on with you wearing it on video.

I don't want to "grow old" together. If necessary i want to commit suicide together

Parental backstop pondering

This story is not to scare you (others fine) but to teach you. Please teach me.

Weekend update: with rachel tokar and wolf alexander

Since you love me let's have an in real time conversation

If that's true why won't you let me out of the dugout?

It's really good

The you version of me

If you're looking over your shoulder for me you do not need to - leaving the union for the confederacy by train Philadelphia tomorrow full stop

What you're thinking in moments of desperation

Filling the Hole in My Intelligence

"I'm on Board But..."

You Know, If You're Reading Lightning

Sometimes You Look Like Hillary Clinton If She Was Hot and You

The Last Mystery to Unravel

I Think Like the Cool New Kid in Class Everywhere I Go.

Where Am i Trying to Go?

Biggest Star's Guide to Observing Being Observed

In the Lobby

Alexander Misdemeanor

The Best Dick You'll Ever Get