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The Coming National News

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I can't type a web address straight into this flip phone browser. Look what Google returned when I searched for an active website domain. How fucking stupid can artificial intelligence be?

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More "Interesting Photographs I'm Going to Take from the Train" (haven't taken them yet but i know air going to be interesting!) ((check back if you're reading this at noon eastern))

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Ripping Our Parents Off: Always Fun

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Hey Mademoiselle Esquire Behind Me in the Dining Car. Call or Text 646-489-4183 for Any Reason You Want. #@

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Goodbye Letter

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Last Appeal to "My Ex"

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Dressed to Thrill

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Rambunctious! First Blaze

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Bedroom of a Master Spy

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I Am Unofficially Officially a Citizen of Harper's Ferry All Year Starting Right Meow!

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Trustee Advice

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Concert Over

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Followers Up

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I Get So Fucking Bored Sometimes

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Talented Tough Tenacious and Tactical: that's me

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One Last Tip from One Alcoholic to Another Before I Hike Off for Nicer Pussies

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I'm Gunna Talk About This and I Dare Someone to Try to Get Me in Trouble

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We Both Hate Each Other and We Both Wish We Could Stop Thinking About Each Other

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411

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No Man Up to His Waist in Woman Kills Anybody Except the Interrupter

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Appalachian Campfire Drilled Beaver

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Yesterdey's News Tadah!

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How cum nuthin' new from racheltokargrunt? Yar doin' sumthin'! #@

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Golden Pleasure

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Enough History

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I'm Upgrading Your Pornstarlet Name to Pussy Panthera #@

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A Michigan State College superTry

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The Only Good Lawyer is One Ground Up into a Hamburger

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Rachel you have more talent in your clit than... Than.

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Single Heroic Male

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Special Song for a Special Girl

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"Clothed and Wary" or "How Not to Get Lost in Sight of Your Goal" (video adventure!)

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You could sell hundreds of millions of dollars of bras and boyshorts. #@

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The most pathetic person is anyone pushing a stroller. Can you imagine any other species doing something so gay? #@

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Fresh Postcard: "Find the Train!"

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Harper's Ferry is a Mountain Seaport

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All Women Have Not Created Themselves Equal! ®+ #@

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Rapids Ahead!

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No! I'm not cumming to sea it! #@

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Try doing an AI facemash with "young Martha Stewart smiling + young Hillary Clinton smiling". Five minutes says it shows you this:

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Do You Diga Me?

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Waking up here is almost as good as I imagine it would be waking up next to you. (fresh postcards)

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You're a Stunner and It Pisses Me Off

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Husband to Wife

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"(your age forever) is the new 22" #@

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Chill day on the trail talking about my favorite celebrity sex goddess. (video)

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RachelTokar_

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The Hollywood 45 Seconds

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Trail Goddess God

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Chapter 41: the longest chapter of a kid's book ever photocopied! Sup hottest stuff?

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