You're a Stunner and It Pisses Me Off


Laying here naked under the covers watching your show promo on self repeat.

You are, really petty.

I can't be steady about my thinking about you.

Am I looking at my wife or some girl?

You're so impressive. But is that you or just the rest of femaledom? Because they, are not impressive.

How impressive can you be to ignore me one more second?

It's a conundrum.

So womanly. In a very professional way which, is sorta a turn off. You give a cute kid's smile at the beginning.

Are you going to be my wife or not? Because you know a date won't be good enough for me.


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