Lightning Fast Biography


Wolf Alexander is fifteen years old.

That will make sense shortly.

He was born in September, 2009, on the day he told the real world "fuck off".


*****

From the moment I began to rebel I never let them tell me I was wrong.

It wasn't all that spectacular. I refused to get out of my friend's friend's truck.

Out of the bed of the truck. I decided no one on earth was going to get me out of it no matter what. I caved later when arrest was imminent.

In the time between I shot down every attempt at coaxing and every assault to drag me out. Both boys tried and I fought them off. 

Imagine a pickup truck out front and I am arguing with a dozen different people. I wasn't going to get out until I was good and ready. 

If I had been the truck owner I would have called my bluff and drove off with the other me in the back but he wasn't that bright.

Since then I was in a civil war with my socio-regional neighborhood back home.

Bad. They, are bad. I was fair. Because I wouldn't follow their orders or suggestions at all, they turned against me.

This is on the record. I fought for my freedom at every opportunity. I never let them get me down or tell me I don't have good intentions and act honorably.

What do you want to know? I shant lie.

Because I fought The System of my home counties, I have a bad reputation there. Good. It's a good reputation if you enjoy heroic movies with true love endings.

A bad reputation if you read the fascist version. Those people canceled Roe vs Wade. Same mentality. I hate them.

My last big.encounter involved me threatening and calling out a yucky headed officer man who deserved far far worse. Very in public. I made him look as awful as he remains, and he used his power and influence to punish me, severely.

Imagine spending two weeks in Philadelphia. Worse than that.

I deliberately fucked with the powers that be - The Man - good old boys in droves - MAGA country church loving assholes every time I had a good shot.

Christian conservatives. Corrupt lawyers judges cops prosecutors politicians and court officers. Slimy sleavy men with forever power. 

It is all funny to me. Because I never did anything bad. The worst thing I ever did? I called my Jewish grandmother who fled Germany a Nazi. That, I feel guilty about.

You can find an (incomplete) list of all the "bad" things I did, but as my expression on the list explains, to the people framing me... "kiss my ass" is the statement.

You say the same to the same people at every protest 

Ask me about any of it and I'll tell all the stories.

I am more embarrassed about my bad toenail than I am about anything calling my character into question..

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