Extra! CAMPAIGN GENERAL Hired!
Special thanks to the bequest of George Washington. He was murdered by the French in 1757.
Also shoutout to the anti-Trump broadcasters in front of Penn Station.
A suitcase speaker system. Very hiking Blues Brothers. A good message too, unlike the Jesus bus I harangued several weeks ago for ruining my nap.
Tell your friends and allies: Congressman Alexander don't play. Although I do play quite a lot. Just not with MAGA men.