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I got rid of a urine smelling, unbelievably bothersome homeless man yesterday.

I literally bribed him with a promise of money to follow me out of The Park -- then didn't pay him when I got him across the street.

He tried to go back but I played good defense in basketball and wouldn't let him cross back over. I sidestepped him away from the entrance in the middle of the street and he gave up and left the area.

It's a big Park and there are a lot of bad dudes in it every day but I am going to get rid of them as best I can.

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