Let's Go Ridin'!

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Let's go ridin' on that long, black, train! Watch out sister for that long, black, train. This devil's a drivin' this long, black, train! :0)

You can hear me howwwwwwwl! from a mile away.

Here's a poem riffing on a Josh Turner song that is horrible and Jesus but awesome. His voice is almost unbeatable and I love trains and I am definitely the devil.

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There's a long, black, train. Comin' down the line.
Watch out sister for that long, black, train.
Look to the heavens. You can look to the sky. You can find Shawshank Redemption staring back into your eyes. Burnin' your ticket for that long, black, train.

Cause there's victory in this Congressman. Victory in me. Cling to the mother and her holy name, and let's go ridin' on that long, black, train!

I'm the engineer of this long, black, train. Let me ride on that long, black, train.  ;0) 

It sounds so good you oughtn't stay away.

Cause there's victory in this Congressman. Victory in me. Cling to the mother and her holy name, and let's go ridin' on that long, black, train!

This train is a beauty. Makin' everybody stare. And its destination is the middle of everywhere. There's victory in this Congressman. Cling to mother nature and her holy name. And let's go ridin' on that long, black, train!

*****

My campaign is the long, black, train.

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