The Best Platform for Political Office Ever
1. THE DESTRUCTION OF THE TWO PARTY SYSTEM and replacing it with no system at all. Just people. Independent, non partisan people, running for office under their name, and behind their ideas.
2. DIRECT DEMOCRACY: "I am therefore I vote". About EVERYTHING.
Congress and the President will listen to you. Everyone votes about everything they want to vote about and that will be added up.
Eventually those votes will have the power of law. For the near future you will practice caring about your country and what your government is doing and you will have a say. Power. Real power to do more than vote for a different asshole every few years.
Online banking is free from mass theft. So voting by phone can be too. The Super-Rich trust an electronic system to tabulate their inheritance numbers. Therefore a fraud free platform for direct democracy can be built.
3. PRO-CHOICE TILL THE DAY THEY DIE: they are the pro-life bastards whose day has come and now they will go. Girls how about female volunteers with Tommy guns defending your right to choose?
4. A REDISTRIBUTION OF WEALTH IN AMERICA! Pour. Down. Economics. POUR IT DOWN! you sumbiches NOW!
Don't call me a communist or I WILL TELL YOU TO "SUCK MY KINGFISH." Huey Long (The Kingfish) was no communist AND HUEY MADE THE SUPER RICH PAY during the Great Depression in Louisiana AND THAT WILL BE REPEATED NATIONWIDE by me. There will be a redistribution of wealth from the very top to the rest of us. The 1% of the 1% will POUR down starting immediately EVERYTHING THEY'VE HOARDED to the 99.99% of us who have let them all this time OR THEY WILL BE MADE TO DO IT.
5. GIRLS GET TO BE IN CHARGE: of everything except Speaker of the House. That one's mine, for one term.
I am a boy and I am tired of seeing other boys with power. I WANT FEMALE LEADERS AND DECISION MAKERS TO BE THE SUPER MAJORITY. For a good while. Then later, when girls get tired of being in charge, and that's up to you, you can let it to go to even.
6. THE PUBLIC GETS TO KNOW: No more of this "national security" bullshit. Every American knows everything our government is doing at all times!!!
INTRODUCING: "The Harry S. Truman Show!" a reality show of how Congress DOESN'T work but will, soon after I start filming their ass. In their office and tearing after them down the hallway DEMANDING TO KNOW WHY THEY ONLY CARE ABOUT THEIR DONORS!
7. THE GRAFT AND CORRUPTION STOPS. PERIOD: I am not raising any money. Deliberately to prove the point that a good candidate doesn't need paid advertisement and that elections will be free from commercial and superpowerful interference when everyone is elected this way. EVERYONE CAN WIN WITHOUT SPENDING MORE THAN THEIR LIVING EXPENSES. I'll show you how.
8. RETURN! THE!! ENVIRONMENT!!! to the year SEVENTEEN HUNDRED AND FIFTY SEVEN: 1757. I want 1757 air. 1757 water. 1757 earth. Wild and Wonderful across the country. And Wild'ER and Wonderful Virginia. Somehow without stepping on the RIGHT OF PROPERTY which is sacred. Details forthcoming. Objective clear. CLEAN UP THE MESS WE'VE MADE TO THE EARTH AND DON'T DO IT AGAIN.
9. FEDERAL PRIZE MONEY FOR IMPORTANT INVENTIONS AND PROJECTS AND ACHIEVEMENTS: Some of which anyone could do. "The Orteig Prize" for all kinds of stuff. Like fusion energy. Like a <$10,000 safe car. Like a cure for drug addiction that's not another drug or insurance scam. You think of some.
Big. Prizes to the public for great public works. Uncle Sam paying it forward. Crowd funding by you with the Super-Rich's money courtesy of the new pour-down economics policy of this country.
It'll be like Shark Tank except Elon Musk says yes to half the projects and gets 0% of the company.
10. A GREAT! NATIONAL AGENDA AND SPIRIT: Going to the moon! all over again except something else (and I don't mean Mars).
"It will be done during the term of office of some of the people who sit here on this platform... It will be done. And it will be done before the end of this decade." -JFK.
I want to legislate and inspire that kind of attitude about AMBITIOUS NATIONAL PROJECTS. The energy and enthusiasm to win World War II reborn! for peacetime.
(for an idea of what "The Space Race" was like (living in the 60's), watch this I made on YouTube)
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