Master Classes I Am Teaching at The White Lotus

VERY LITTLE LECTURE! ALL HANDS ON DECK TRIAL AND ERROR LAB SEMINARS.

1. "Painting Like Jackson Pollock": Artistic SuperExpressionism, and Magic Spells in Paint: 
GENIUS 101/201

2. "Poker for Future Rounders": Tells and Bluffs, Swagger and Odds, and Gut Gambles: 
POKER 101/201/301

3. "Hiking with Robin Hood": Playing in the Forest for Outdoor Adventurers, What a Hunter Does, How to Go Up a Mountain Faster, and Talking to The Animals:  
REBEL 101/201/301/401

4. "Cooking on "Naked and Afraid" (minus the naked)": Wilderness Chef, Never Read a Recipe, and Last Can Standing:
IRONCHEF 102/201/401

5. Serious Self Defense for Girls: Psychological Warfare Against "Stalkers", Classy Weapons and How to Use Them, Counter Intelligence, Booby Traps, Legal Revenge and Non-Violent Wounding, and Safe While Sexy and Dangerous While Nice:
HUNTER 101/103/303/403/501/007

6. "Very Creative Writing": Talking Through Your Keyboard, How to Be an Investigative Reporter,  Gonzo Journalism, Adding Humor to a Everything (cross match with SMARTASS 5318008), and How to Get Anyone! to Read Your Words (cross match with HUNTER 501 and SPY 401):
GONZO 101/201/301/401/501

7. "Internet Warfare": Non-violent Legal Ways to Kick Ass and Make a Name, Prank Calls (Airstrikes), "Redmail", Email Missile Strikes, and Reputation Killers and Builders. NO DOXING. NO SWATTING. NO ANONYMOUS ATTACKS:
SPY 101/201/301/401/501

8. "Professional Class Clown": Stand-up, Improv, Sketch and Literary Comedy, in The Real World for Your Enjoyment, Entertainment and Political Benefit:
SMARTASS 069/420/1234/5318008 (turn your calculator upside down)

9. "Everybody's Favorite Gangster": Entering a Situation, Entering a Situation II, What Gangsters Do You Probably Don't Do But Should, and How to Be an Unassassinated, Unarrested, Unhated and Well-loved Mafioso:
TONY 101/302/601/801

All Classes Are Open: Max of 10 per class. The add/drop period starts now: (If you aren't bold enough to sign up right after reading the next paragraph you may not be bold enough for these classes.)

All Classes ARE FREE cashwise but cost SHARES. Meaning you have to text two of your close friends my website directly and also post it to all your social media accounts. THAT'S ALL. Seems fair for $500-a-piece+ classes.


*YOU MAY NEED TO BRING OR BUY CERTAIN THINGS FOR A CLASS*

There is no class schedule yet. Sign up in general interest and I will create a happy schedule.

*YOU ARE NOT GOING TO GET HURT OR FIND REASON TO SUE ME SO THERE'S NO NEED TO BRING LAWYERS INTO THIS*

You should have clicked on "CLICK HERE TO SIGN UP" already what are you doing down here? (example from SMARTASS 5318008)

*YOU CAN TAKE A HIGHER LEVEL COURSE (500+) IF YOU CAN PASS A QUICK QUIZ I WILL MAKE UP AT THE TIME YOU SIGN UP*

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