Fuck You Very Much


The rich hate me because you think I'm poor.

The poor hate me because you think I'm rich.

The middle class hate me because I think you're lame.

The super-rich hate me because I will take their money.

The super-poor hate me because you're annoying.

Men hate me because I emasculate them.

Women hate me because you're asleep.

Democrats hate me because you're pathetic.

Republicans hate me because I hate them.

Independents hate me because I'm more independent.

Yankees hate me because I'm a rebel.

Rebels hate me because I won't kiss their ass.

New Yorkers hate me because I am taking over your city.

West Virginians hate me because I torched their state.

Gen Z hates me because you act old.

Millennials hate me because you are old.

Cops hate me because I don't respect them.

Criminals hate me because I hate them.

Parents hate me because I hate parents.

Children hate me because they're in my way.

Teachers hate me because I never listen.

Preachers hate me because I want to set them on fire.

Couples hate me because I'm jealous.

Artists hate me because I'm freer.

Animals hate me because I don't want them.

Friends hate me because you're dead already.

Enemies hate me because I am not done.

Exes hate me because I don't care.

Cousins hate me because they're Jews.

Jews hate me because so am I.

Christians hate me because I decapitated Jesus.

Muslims hate me because they're even crazier.

Spiritualists hate me because you're retarded.

Stoners hate me because I won't share.

Druggies hate me because you're disgusting.

Squares hate me because they're sober.

Bartenders hate me because I know the tricks.

Waiters hate me because I hate being served.

And I hate you FOR NOT PRESSING SHARE!!!!!!!!!


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