Fuck You Very Much
The poor hate me because you think I'm rich.
The middle class hate me because I think you're lame.
The super-rich hate me because I will take their money.
The super-poor hate me because you're annoying.
Men hate me because I emasculate them.
Women hate me because you're asleep.
Democrats hate me because you're pathetic.
Republicans hate me because I hate them.
Independents hate me because I'm more independent.
Yankees hate me because I'm a rebel.
Rebels hate me because I won't kiss their ass.
New Yorkers hate me because I am taking over your city.
West Virginians hate me because I torched their state.
Gen Z hates me because you act old.
Millennials hate me because you are old.
Cops hate me because I don't respect them.
Criminals hate me because I hate them.
Parents hate me because I hate parents.
Children hate me because they're in my way.
Teachers hate me because I never listen.
Preachers hate me because I want to set them on fire.
Couples hate me because I'm jealous.
Artists hate me because I'm freer.
Animals hate me because I don't want them.
Friends hate me because you're dead already.
Enemies hate me because I am not done.
Exes hate me because I don't care.
Cousins hate me because they're Jews.
Jews hate me because so am I.
Christians hate me because I decapitated Jesus.
Muslims hate me because they're even crazier.
Spiritualists hate me because you're retarded.
Stoners hate me because I won't share.
Druggies hate me because you're disgusting.
Squares hate me because they're sober.
Bartenders hate me because I know the tricks.
Waiters hate me because I hate being served.
And I hate you FOR NOT PRESSING SHARE!!!!!!!!!