Keyboard Losers Good Luck

CHECK THIS OUT! (that's "Double X" Jimmy Foxx)

He isn't even worthy of being called a "keyboard warrior" because he is hiding behind anonymity. At least The Chump signs his electronic insults.

*****

A jealous boy wants to slow me down, but is too afraid to try any but the most cowardly way. 

I assume such a "man" reads this newspaper.

He thinks a lobbed insult from the Artic Circle will have an effect. It had an effect. A good one. A reason to write another story.

I invited I think this same male to meet me for real...

But all he was able to do was send another "weakling's weekly".

*****

I have tremendously thick skin. From years of battling dozens of local cocksuckers on message boards. They posted anonymously and called me every insult in the book. 

I replied under my name, inviting further sniping.

Unendingly. I would slug it out with trolls 10× more vile and aggressive.

So when the deluge comes it will be batting practice.