Kiss This Writer


What do I have to do to get the Timothee Chalamet treatment every time I walk into The Park?

I am not normally obscenely arrogant but I deserve it. 

Any girl who "leaps from the lions head" for me will be a bit stunned it was so easy to hit the jackpot.

When you women of Washington Square know the "wildest dreams" man I am I won't be bored at 12:18. And you won't be unhappy about it then or later.

I don't mean that any way except gallantly.