Print This and Stick It in Tom Nichols' Mailbox


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From: Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com>
Date: Sat, Aug 2, 2025, 4:18 PM
Subject: Print This and Stick It in TOM NICHOLS' Mailbox
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Dear Tom,

You're not really "dear to me". Deer? Just kidding. I am a comedian. And you are a sore loser.

Your military ideas aren't cared about by The Chump in Chief.

So you complained in The Atlantic. A magazine I enjoy.

If you had said something correct I wouldn't complain back.

You said his diplomacy was dumb. Specifically sending submarines into I would hope...

the eastern Mediterranean, the Arctic Ocean, and the far western Pacific.

He's one sub short.

I am not able to read your entire opinion for free. I was going to get a subsciption for my mom but the card is far away.

Anyway. He doesn't care what you think. And neither do I. That's what they're for. "Big stick diplomacy". Calmly every other country knows we have the best undersea Navy.

The dictator of Russia knows what they're capable of. He has many himself.

This is The Chump getting little chumps like you angry because he's the President and you are not.

The only person with a say in the matter is Volodymyr Zelenskyy. I told him to get submarine assistance (from Germany) but this is not that.

What I mean is, he decides when there will be peace.

All others please read this email to him.

*****

Tom are you aware all of the world leaders are playing public relations games for the duping of the general public?

I hope so or you're really, not very smart.

----the Poseidon of naval tactics

*****

P.S. Your stories should be free. Otherwise you aren't following the journalists' oath "make sure everyone knows".

--Wolf Alexander (i) for Congress NY10

*****

P.P.S.

You know what would be funny, Tom? If you and John Bolton fought to the death. With bags of ice. I would pay the magazine subscription price to see that.

-Alex

*****

P.P.P.S.

Do you know my opponent Dan Goldman? Some of you do.

Tell him I said high. I know he will never acknowledge my candidacy but he will have to acknowledge losing. It will be way above the recount level I know the bullshit both parties pull wth the election rules.

This redistricting standoff between California and Texas would be funny if it wasn't.

BOTH OF YOUR PARTIES ARE GOING AWAY democrats and republicans. This garbage of industrialized lying for your personal benefit has gone on long enough.

---Congressman Alexander