Elon Musk May Fire You If You Don't Send This To Him

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From: Wolf Alexander <jweinstein3438@gmail.com>
Date: Sun, Aug 3, 2025, 3:14 PM
Subject: ELON MAY FIRE YOU if you don't send this to him
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We agree about one thing:

Both parties suck.

You don't know how to do what I want to do and you also want to do.

How strongly do you insist on being the one who gets the credit for removing every "democrat" and every "republican" from all the ballots nationwide?

I want some of the credit. You can be "absolved" by the country.

Elon you won't agree with my platform. Much.

AGAIN: how much revenge do you want against republicans and democrats?

Let me say this another way:

If you want the credit from "America" for financing the non-violent legal destruction OF THE ENTIRE NOUN "BILLIONAIRE",

I work for you,

until Election Day next year.

IF YOU DON'T YOU WILL HAVE A 99.99% TAX BILL ANYWAY.

Land. All that land you got? How many acres Elon?

If it's more than 1000 acres, it's too many. And the excess will be, removed, from your ownership, in 2029.

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Again. DO YOU WANT THE GOODWILL FOR HELPING WHAT WILL HAPPEN ANYWAY?

If so leave a message.

---Congressman Alexander NY10

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Seriously, dude. I will destroy your third party before it succeeds. 

My way is your only way. No parties, all partying.

Capisce?

I am holding a campaign fundraiser in The New Jersey Pine Barrens. Boxed lunch. Includes a mini-Twix and a Gabagool L.T.

Please tell your lawyers this is a demand letter. 

Would you rather organize the fundraiser or be a guest?

-Alex

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ALL OF THE ABOVE THAT MAY HAVE FELT BORDERLINE ILLEGAL WAS NOT.

PAM "007" BONDI HATES YOU.

--WOLF ALEXANDER