That didn't start out as a pun.
But I have a "bad mind" so if I can I do.
I am at The Park and it's a lovely evening. I came without my pack which ridiculously seems frightening. I have a lot of tools I enjoy playing with.
I also have no big sign. Just my tshirt.
Wow this bench is hot. It just got into shadow.
That's fine. I "flew" as slowly as I could to get here. So I am still party ready.
If you want to invite me to a party I would love that. The crazier the better minus hospitals and jails and the fire department.
Other than that I'm up for it.
I am not a huge drinker but I won't say no to another game of beer pong as long as I can feel my stomach.
*****
A "hotdog vendor" just offered mixed drinks. If he comes back I'll buy one.
Some "class" Irish tourists ("class" means cool in Irish slang) I think were saying how awesome The Park is.
"You can lay in the grass and smoke a joint..." which is most definitely true.
What you technically can't do yet is drink but I guarantee, after I win, first term, you will.
"Roll a keg in just roll it out" will be the rule change.
Ladies if the atmosphere gets too rowdy call my office I'll take the train up and fix it.
Then or now.