---------- Forwarded message ---------
From: Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, Aug 5, 2025, 2:52 PM
Subject: Dear Mr. Billionaire Beast Cocksucker
To: <BeastGamesDiligence@gmail.com>, <support@bethebeast.com>, tripletcasting@yahoo.com <tripletcasting@yahoo.com>
From: Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, Aug 5, 2025, 2:52 PM
Subject: Dear Mr. Billionaire Beast Cocksucker
To: <BeastGamesDiligence@gmail.com>, <support@bethebeast.com>, tripletcasting@yahoo.com <tripletcasting@yahoo.com>
You are a billionaire?
If not for real I do apologize for the subject and some of what you're about to read.
If you are not Mr. Beast and show me you forwarded this to him, you get a Capitol Tour with all the trimmings in 2027.
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ALL WOMENS' RIGHTS!
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If you are not a billionaire don't waste your time trying to get there.
I assume you wanna without angering your fans and bad news, I am not a fan.
The NOUN billionaire is GOING BYE BYE.
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ALL WOMENS' RIGHTS!
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I heard how you're getting heavy into philanthropy.
Good. Keep doing it so you don't go over $999,999,999.99
Otherwise my Congress is taking it.
If you own more than 1000 acres you should give those to somebody not super-rich.
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You may think "Alex I understand how we get the money on paper but the Supreme Court will call it unConstitutional."
To which I answer: Great concern! No biggie. What's the i word?
Georgia in peaches.
Two of them are going anyway. #BlackLivesMatter stays but Mr. MeToo'er for sure and Alito are going. First week I am Speaker.
That's 5-4 our way already.
Two whoever she wants appointed by The First Woman to be President will be fill out the Court.
THAT'S THE SPEAKSTAKES EVERY GIRL OVER 34 SHOULD WANT TO WIN.
Happy to help.
If my "friend" John votes... against the public... he'll go too.
Ms. Coney Barrett is a woman with great power deservedly gotten. She stays.
"Wait, Alex. The Senate has to convict to remove them. Where are you getting 67 votes?"
Great question female reporters only!
Well, "our side" (the 99.99%) will have 34 new senators. Leaving 67 for me to threaten. Politically or if they're men, "to death" means alive and terrified.
I can get the votes.
GET ME THE JOB!
Congressman for the 10th District of New York!
Oh Mr. Beast. I forgot you were thah.
You may pay.
--Wolf Alexander
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All of the above was non-violent art. Comedy I hope for all those not named Mr. Jackass.
Beast. You're a beast?
Come visit me. At Washington Square Park.
Your security trying, to kill me is not brave.
Come alone. Bring your courage.
-Alex
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ALL WOMENS' RIGHTS!
is not a joke.
Please pretend I am Speaker of the House, anonymous woman reading.
What law do you want passed involving a woman's right?
ANY. "Yes." Yay no lobbying necessary. For my vote and support.
---Congressman Alexander