Dear Jon (Stewart) IV: Jon vs USSR
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From: Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, Mar 24, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Subject: Dear Jon (Stewart) IV: Jon vs USSR
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Cc: Wolf Alexander <theSpitfireHunter@gmail.com>
From: Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, Mar 24, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Subject: Dear Jon (Stewart) IV: Jon vs USSR
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Cc: Wolf Alexander <theSpitfireHunter@gmail.com>
Dear Jon,
Bernie Sanders is making a mockery of success. He lost twice because he didn't have the right stuff, and is now again telling America his story.
Alexandria is the real star. And she's wiley enough to know a political sugar daddy when she sees one. Bernie is obsolete. Alex is on fire! And yet...
And yet it's raining today. So I may not fly up. Although I do have my new cape... it's like Dick Tracy's. You'll like it. Do you have windows overlooking 11th Avenue?
If AOC is as smart as I think she is, she's running for President, not the Senate. She wants to be first. Or she's not The One. There is a woman out there who has watched two failures at the last ring and is saying "I am going to be the first woman to be President of the United States."
Who am I? There should be no other question in the minds of you, girls.
The only question in your mind Jon is: "What time tomorrow are you gonna tell me Who's pitching?"
With AOC in the White House, Chuck's seat may go unlost if you don't do it...
See? I am smarter than you. Unless you disagree with my statement of your fortune.
*****
You never liked Bernie. Not enough to help him.
Pour-Down Economics doesn't hurt you. You get free stuff too. Not as much as homeless people but that's cool, right? You won't have to slug it out over a few billion for a few thousand when there are trillions pouring out of the billionaires' pinata.
Congressional baseball bat. Pinata. KABOOM.
You gettin' the hint?
Also I am hosting a campaign trip to The Pine Barrens. Comes with a lunch of gabagool. Wanna come?
Mademoiselles, I am your friendly (to you) neighborhood mafioso.
Jon, if your lame goons try to stop me from exercising my Constitutional rights in front of your studio they will not come out the wiser.
Capisce?
-Alex
--Wolf Alexander
---Congressman Alexander
