Bad Men vs Hero? YOUR CALL

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Dear Washington Square Girls,

I don't want to be yet another loud, dangerous seeming man in your Park.

I am not dangerous to you. I would as soon run full speed into a pole as upset or offend one of you. If I do or have it's certainly not on purpose.

I don't even like that word. "Man". I'd rather you think of me as a boy. A very good and gallant one.

Good at men killin'. If you need it. Scaring them to death works too.

I am hanging out in The Park for your attention, shares and tells, and votes. And maybe love.

If I see or hear a male doing something I assume you don't like, I stop them.

I may have a different definition of when that's appropriate than you, but I don't want to. And I am erring on the side of your caution. I want to be around if you need a friendly fighter and prevent you being ambushed.

If I do something to a man you feel is bullying, it is. I must win once I start "a discussion" with any guy who seems "girl scary" to me.

For example: If a begger askes you for money I get angry and get rid of them.

Is that too liberal of a defense?

If a drug dealer is getting violent in his rhetoric or manner I glare them down or growl or roar whatever I gotta do. To calm the cocksucker. Because I assume a situation like that makes you scared.

A little.

I want The Park to feel so fun and safe for all of you. 

I am doing what I can as peacefully as possible.

Please comment as you desire. I will follow your suggestions if practicable.

-Your Congressman

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