I Get So Fucking Bored Sometimes


Bored is a symptom of humanity.

Wild animals have too much to do to not have anything to do.

Have to. Need.

I got those covered.

I can't want what I don't see.

I should be having sex.
Anything less is boring.

There are a lot of cute girls in this town but none I gotta have.

And yet that attitude I do gotta have to get one.

And if I don't want to be bored I gotta get one.

What will come first: the girl I have eyes only for or the eyes for only the girl?

Do I lower my stratosphere level bar or wait till I see one streak above it?

Life's ultimate bet.


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