Congressman Alexander's Broadsheet

---------- Forwarded message --------- From: Wolf Alexander < congressmanalexander@gmail.com > Date: Mon, Nov 25, 2024 at 8:39 AM Subject: Analysis of a Party To: Seth Sturm < sethsturm@gmail.com >, < mrbillybobjimbo@yahoo.com > Happy Friendsgiving! That was last night. At a party. That's why I called it "Analysis of a Party." This essay.  Warm your tires. There was one girl I wanted to talk to. She didn't like me. We said hello as she came in and I got the same look I hate getting. "Oh hello. (He likes me and is going to bother me, great.)" I get that a lot, probably because during a stiff standard greeting I don't get to be myself, which I don't like. And my dislike of the general situation translated in a way she didn't like, so her impression of me was lousy, and she didn't like me.  I know I am good looking but that's not the spark. Charm is the spark. And I wasn't charming. Anyway, she wen...

Me dominant male forever.

---------- Forwarded message --------- From: Wolf Alexander < congressmanalexander@gmail.com > Date: Fri, Nov 15, 2024, 6:06 AM Subject: They Got Standup Too To: Seth Sturm < sethsturm@gmail.com > So a cool boy sent me this the other day: https://www.dcstandup.com/open-mics Exciting big list of D.C. comedy open mic nights. Except half of the open mics are run by a group--"Capitol Laughs." Supposedly an organization by comedians for comedians. In reality? A gatekeeper. I hate gatekeepers. So instead of showing up and signing up like I did Monday, you have to sign up more than a week in advance to perform at those gatekept nights. "Bullshit" is the summary. ***** Why do certain types of people think more top down organization is better? It's not. Organic is the best. Fast and loose and free from paperwork is the best. Management by corporate structure is the worst.

...I win." P.S. Girls really like me. ---------- Forwarded message --------- From: Wolf Alexander < congressmanalexander@gmail.com > Date: Wed, Nov 6, 2024, 4:04 PM Subject: On This Day Two Years Before To: Seth Sturm < sethsturm@gmail.com >, Hippie MAN < wedahippies@gmail.com > You reading these words may not agree that I am going to win. That's your mistake. But forgivable.  It's a goddamn gorgeous day except it's November. And while it's nice, today, when it happens every day in October and now all of them in November, I say "IT'S GLOBAL WARMING!!!!!!" Not "climate change" that's a Democratic Party softening of a perfectly good phrase.  "Global Warming!" George Carlin would agree. Don't soften language to get "rubes" to swallow your message. Tell them point blank:  "Hey you fucking Republican retards. It's hot." Am I making this up like your denials? Do something about i...