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I am the Dominant Male Forever

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Me dominant male forever.

They Got Standup Too

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---------- Forwarded message --------- From: Wolf Alexander < congressmanalexander@gmail.com > Date: Fri, Nov 15, 2024, 6:06 AM Subject: They Got Standup Too To: Seth Sturm < sethsturm@gmail.com > So a cool boy sent me this the other day: https://www.dcstandup.com/open-mics Exciting big list of D.C. comedy open mic nights. Except half of the open mics are run by a group--"Capitol Laughs." Supposedly an organization by comedians for comedians. In reality? A gatekeeper. I hate gatekeepers. So instead of showing up and signing up like I did Monday, you have to sign up more than a week in advance to perform at those gatekept nights. "Bullshit" is the summary. ***** Why do certain types of people think more top down organization is better? It's not. Organic is the best. Fast and loose and free from paperwork is the best. Management by corporate structure is the worst.

On This Day Two Years Before...

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...I win." P.S. Girls really like me. ---------- Forwarded message --------- From: Wolf Alexander < congressmanalexander@gmail.com > Date: Wed, Nov 6, 2024, 4:04 PM Subject: On This Day Two Years Before To: Seth Sturm < sethsturm@gmail.com >, Hippie MAN < wedahippies@gmail.com > You reading these words may not agree that I am going to win. That's your mistake. But forgivable.  It's a goddamn gorgeous day except it's November. And while it's nice, today, when it happens every day in October and now all of them in November, I say "IT'S GLOBAL WARMING!!!!!!" Not "climate change" that's a Democratic Party softening of a perfectly good phrase.  "Global Warming!" George Carlin would agree. Don't soften language to get "rubes" to swallow your message. Tell them point blank:  "Hey you fucking Republican retards. It's hot. Am I making this up like your denials? Do something about it befo...