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Aboard My Favorite Way to Go Far

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THE NEED FOR SPEED is only safe while walking. ---------- Forwarded message --------- From: Wolf Alexander < congressmanalexander@gmail.com > Date: Tue, Dec 24, 2024 at 1:16 PM Subject: Aboard My Favorite Way to Go Far To: Wolf Alexander < theSpitfireHunter@gmail.com > Train 2166 to Boston! Happy Festivus. Merry Christmas. That's all. The Jewish one I still can't spell sucks. Why spread out the fun over 8 nights? My parents were nice enough to switch to Christmas, immediately I'm pretty sure. Happy Chinese New Year. I can spell that one. I can't spell the African one. I am not in the mood to spell check. So if I can't remember for sure then I will omit it.  This sumbitchin' train is going very fast. A little too fast for this kind of rail system in my opinion. THIS IS THE LAST TIME I AM TAKING THIS DEATH MACHINE. Assuming I make it, and this will be somewhat funny if I don't, it's the LOCAL train to New York City from now on. High speed rail...

Body Language is Two Levels Down

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I can play the sponge or the mirror to social energy. By observing body language without directly looking, and listening intently, I can choose to absorb, reflect, or ignore energy in a room. For example. A comedian is on stage.  I want him to bomb without being seen as responsible. Easy. The way I react to his jokes while not looking at him can crush his spirit.  Usually I try to help whoever is on stsge. If you, girl, are on stage, I am backing and rooting for you.  I say "two levels down" because only I know I am doing this. Others sense it subconsciously. And react accordingly. ---------- Forwarded message --------- From: Wolf Alexander < congressmanalexander@gmail.com > Date: Mon, Dec 23, 2024, 19:13 Subject: Body Language is Two Levels Down To: Wolf Alexander < theSpitfireHunter@gmail.com > BOYS DOMINATE all conversations. I HATE IT. Nor do I do it. I am in The Town Tavern waiting to perform and there are at least a few girls here and mostly all...

The Best Platform for Political Office Ever

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1. THE DESTRUCTION OF THE TWO PARTY SYSTEM and replacing it with no system at all. Just people. Independent, non partisan people, running for office under their name, and behind their ideas. 2. DIRECT DEMOCRACY : "I am therefore I vote". About EVERYTHING. Congress and the President will listen to you. Everyone votes about everything you want to vote about and that will be added up. Eventually those votes will have the power of law. For the near future you will practice caring about your country and what your government is doing and you will have a say. Power. Real power to do more than vote for a different asshole every few years. Online banking is free from mass theft. So voting by phone can be too. The Super-Rich trust an electronic system to tabulate their inheritance numbers. Therefore a fraud free platform for direct democracy can be built.  3. PRO-CHOICE TILL THE DAY THEY DIE : they are the pro-life bastards whose day has come and now they will go. Girls how about fema...

The Issue Remains

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"The Long Way Around" An EXCALIBUR LEVEL song by The Dixie Chicks I  Listen to This On Loop for Hours ***** My friends from high school Married their high school boyfriends Moved into houses in the same ZIP codes Where their parents live But I, I could never follow No I, I could never follow I hit the highway in a pink RV with stars on the ceiling Lived like a gypsy Six strong hands on the steering wheel I've been a long time gone now Maybe someday, someday I'm gonna settle down But I've always found my way somehow By taking the long way Taking the long way around Taking the long way Taking the long way around I met the queen of whatever Drank with the Irish and smoked with the hippies Moved with the shakers Wouldn't kiss all the asses that they told me to No I, I could never follow No I, I could never follow It's been two long years now. Since the top of the world came crashing down. And I'm ge...

Several Seconds of Truth

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There is no God. ---------- Forwarded message --------- From: Wolf Alexander < congressmanalexander@gmail.com > Date: Sat, Dec 14, 2024, 14:09 Subject: Several Seconds of Truth I bet cancer is caused by an excess of electricity grounded in a given body area. Electricity sent by the brain because of an obsession, conscious or sunconscious. Directed energy from our head to a spot. The opposite of pain. Pain is electrical signals sent back from, a spot.  Enough thought sent to, a spot, will cause a pain. A burning of that spot, microscopically. If you are nervous, you may get an upset stomach. If you then think of/worry about your upset stomach, unendingly, you will unendingly send electricity to the spot of the upset. Do it long enough, you'll burn your healthy cells into cancerous ones.  The electricity over-exposure fucks with your cells. I cannot guarantee this is the cause of all cancers. Chemicals in everything certainly don't help. Getting a Chernobyl am...

A Very UnAmerican Hero

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After I win, personal grievances will be placed second to national interests. But not yet. And not tonight. ---------- Forwarded message --------- From: Wolf Alexander < congressmanalexander@gmail.com > Date: Thu, Dec 12, 2024, 19:01 Subject: A Very UnAmerican Hero To: < doug.fordco@pc.ola.org >, < premier@ontario.ca > Go Doug! Crack "The Chump" (you can use that) again. Please. Roll down streets of fire. Congressman Alexander from New York, here. He only understands one word. Force. Let him have it, ay. -Alex IF IT'S BROKE ROUND HERE I FIX IT. ;0) SpitfireHunter.com

Master Classes I Am Teaching at NYU

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VERY LITTLE LECTURE! ALL HANDS ON DECK TRIAL AND ERROR LAB SEMINARS. 1. "Painting Like Jackson Pollock": Artistic SuperExpressionism, and Magic Spells in Paint:  GENIUS 101/201 2. "Poker for Future Rounders": Tells and Bluffs, Swagger and Odds, and Gut Gambles:  POKER 101/201/301 3. "Hiking with Robin Hood": Playing in the Forest for Outdoor Adventurers, What a Hunter Does, How to Go Up a Mountain Faster, and Talking to The Animals:   REBEL 101/201/301/401 4. "Cooking on "Naked and Afraid" (minus the naked)": Wilderness Chef, Never Read a Recipe, and Last Can Standing: IRONCHEF 102/201/401 5. Serious Self Defense for Girls: Psychological Warfare Against "Stalkers", Classy Weapons and How to Use Them, Counter Intelligence, Booby Traps, Legal Revenge and Non-Violent Wounding, and Safe While Sexy and Dangerous While Nice: HUNTER 101/103/303/403/501/007 6. "Very Creative Writing": Talking Through Your...

Analysis of a Party

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---------- Forwarded message --------- From: Wolf Alexander < congressmanalexander@gmail.com > Date: Mon, Nov 25, 2024 at 8:39 AM Subject: Analysis of a Party To: Seth Sturm < sethsturm@gmail.com >, < mrbillybobjimbo@yahoo.com > Happy Friendsgiving! That was last night. At a party. That's why I called it "Analysis of a Party." This essay.  Warm your tires. There was one girl I wanted to talk to. She didn't like me. We said hello as she came in and I got the same look I hate getting. "Oh hello. (He likes me and is going to bother me, great.)" I get that a lot, probably because during a stiff standard greeting I don't get to be myself, which I don't like. And my dislike of the general situation translated in a way she didn't like, so her impression of me was lousy, and she didn't like me.  I know I am good looking but that's not the spark. Charm is the spark. And I wasn't charming. Anyway, she wen...

I am the Dominant Male Forever

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Me dominant male forever.

They Got Standup Too

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---------- Forwarded message --------- From: Wolf Alexander < congressmanalexander@gmail.com > Date: Fri, Nov 15, 2024, 6:06 AM Subject: They Got Standup Too To: Seth Sturm < sethsturm@gmail.com > So a cool boy sent me this the other day: https://www.dcstandup.com/open-mics Exciting big list of D.C. comedy open mic nights. Except half of the open mics are run by a group--"Capitol Laughs." Supposedly an organization by comedians for comedians. In reality? A gatekeeper. I hate gatekeepers. So instead of showing up and signing up like I did Monday, you have to sign up more than a week in advance to perform at those gatekept nights. "Bullshit" is the summary. ***** Why do certain types of people think more top down organization is better? It's not. Organic is the best. Fast and loose and free from paperwork is the best. Management by corporate structure is the worst.

On This Day Two Years Before...

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...I win." P.S. Girls really like me. ---------- Forwarded message --------- From: Wolf Alexander < congressmanalexander@gmail.com > Date: Wed, Nov 6, 2024, 4:04 PM Subject: On This Day Two Years Before To: Seth Sturm < sethsturm@gmail.com >, Hippie MAN < wedahippies@gmail.com > You reading these words may not agree that I am going to win. That's your mistake. But forgivable.  It's a goddamn gorgeous day except it's November. And while it's nice, today, when it happens every day in October and now all of them in November, I say "IT'S GLOBAL WARMING!!!!!!" Not "climate change" that's a Democratic Party softening of a perfectly good phrase.  "Global Warming!" George Carlin would agree. Don't soften language to get "rubes" to swallow your message. Tell them point blank:  "Hey you fucking Republican retards. It's hot." Am I making this up like your denials? Do something about i...

Soul Armour

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Tallyho! ---------- Forwarded message --------- From: Wolf Alexander < baberuth1920@gmail.com > Date: Tue, Oct 29, 2024, 1:10 PM Subject: Re: Matt To: Matt Aguirre < matta@cockpitusa.com >, Lauren Schneider < laurens@cockpitusa.com >, Cockpit USA < info@cockpitusa.com > It fits great, it looks great.It is great, f****** awesome jacket. Thank you, Matt, thank you, Lauren.  Thank you, Cockpit USA! Yeah, I'm just gonna go with what I got if I need the hood I will let you know you're an email away. It's so warm I can't imagine the regular liner. I will point anyone who asks about my really beautiful coat to your website. Cheers! -Alex --Wolf Alexander SpitfireHunter.com On Tue, Oct 29, 2024, 10:09 AM Matt Aguirre < matta@cockpitusa.com > wrote: Hello,  Glad that the jacket made it in time. If you try the jacket on and it fits fine, you can absolutely forego the hood and keep the jacket as is. As lo...

PRESS RELEASE on the Presidential Election

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Teddy & Ken's Excellent! Adventure

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---------- Forwarded message --------- From: Wolf Alexander < congressmanalexander@gmail.com > Date: Sat, Oct 26, 2024, 2:39 PM Subject: Teddy & Kenneth's Excellent Adventure To: < teddyschleifer@gmail.com >, < kenneth.vogel@nytimes.com > Dear Fellas, Heard you with Jon Stewart this week. Do you really want to fix the money in politics problem or do you enjoy talking about fixing it? Assuming you are genuine, here is how I am going to fix it: You know how someone can become a nationally famous rock star on TikTok and not have to go through a record company to do it, like they used to? That way. There's nothing that political money provides that energetic people cannot also provide. Revolutions are not well funded, but people are excited about them so they work from the grassroots. There is nothing stopping a candidate winning a major election with almost no money. Except no exciting candidate tries to win that way. Justin Bieber ...

Eric Lerner Lerned Something

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Eric I know you think you're the smartest human and while scientifically that may be arguable, if you're so smart why is your great idea still not accepted? How about focussing your effort on the part you can't explain. Why people are supposed to trust someone so seemingly bad at business with their money. And for yourself dear ally, ask "Why does my brilliance not extend to schmoozing?" This engine clearly is the best design and you dearly deserve the Nobel Prize for Physics, but you need to earn the Peace Prize first. YOU SUCK AT POLITICS is it in Southern American English. Cast a Giant Shadow Eric. -Alex

Your Energy Report October 15, 2024

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You heard in time to invest. ---------- Forwarded message --------- From: LPPFusion Team < lppmailchimp@lppfusion.com > Date: Tue, Oct 15, 2024, 4:20 PM Subject: Report October 15, 2024 To: Jim < jweinstein3438@gmail.com > Report October 15, 2024 View this email in your browser ...