Congressman Alexander's Broadsheet

THE NEED FOR SPEED is only safe while walking. ---------- Forwarded message --------- From: Wolf Alexander < congressmanalexander@gmail.com > Date: Tue, Dec 24, 2024 at 1:16 PM Subject: Aboard My Favorite Way to Go Far To: Wolf Alexander < theSpitfireHunter@gmail.com > Train 2166 to Boston! Happy Festivus. Merry Christmas. That's all. The Jewish one I still can't spell sucks. Why spread out the fun over 8 nights? My parents were nice enough to switch to Christmas, immediately I'm pretty sure. Happy Chinese New Year. I can spell that one. I can't spell the African one. I am not in the mood to spell check. So if I can't remember for sure then I will omit it.  This sumbitchin' train is going very fast. A little too fast for this kind of rail system in my opinion. THIS IS THE LAST TIME I AM TAKING THIS DEATH MACHINE. Assuming I make it, and this will be somewhat funny if I don't, it's the LOCAL train to New York City from now on. High speed rail...

I can play the sponge or the mirror to social energy. By observing body language without directly looking, and listening intently, I can choose to absorb, reflect, or ignore energy in a room. For example. A comedian is on stage.  I want him to bomb without being seen as responsible. Easy. The way I react to his jokes while not looking at him can crush his spirit.  Usually I try to help whoever is on stsge. If you, girl, are on stage, I am backing and rooting for you.  I say "two levels down" because only I know I am doing this. Others sense it subconsciously. And react accordingly. ---------- Forwarded message --------- From: Wolf Alexander < congressmanalexander@gmail.com > Date: Mon, Dec 23, 2024, 19:13 Subject: Body Language is Two Levels Down To: Wolf Alexander < theSpitfireHunter@gmail.com > BOYS DOMINATE all conversations. I HATE IT. Nor do I do it. I am in The Town Tavern waiting to perform and there are at least a few girls here and mostly all...

1. THE DESTRUCTION OF THE TWO PARTY SYSTEM and replacing it with no system at all. Just people. Independent, non partisan people, running for office under their name, and behind their ideas. 2. DIRECT DEMOCRACY : "I am therefore I vote". About EVERYTHING. Congress and the President will listen to you. Everyone votes about everything you want to vote about and that will be added up. Eventually those votes will have the power of law. For the near future you will practice caring about your country and what your government is doing and you will have a say. Power. Real power to do more than vote for a different asshole every few years. Online banking is free from mass theft. So voting by phone can be too. The Super-Rich trust an electronic system to tabulate their inheritance numbers. Therefore a fraud free platform for direct democracy can be built.  3. PRO-CHOICE TILL THE DAY THEY DIE : they are the pro-life bastards whose day has come and now they will go. Girls how about fema...

"The Long Way Around" An EXCALIBUR LEVEL song by The Dixie Chicks I  Listen to This On Loop for Hours ***** My friends from high school Married their high school boyfriends Moved into houses in the same ZIP codes Where their parents live But I, I could never follow No I, I could never follow I hit the highway in a pink RV with stars on the ceiling Lived like a gypsy Six strong hands on the steering wheel I've been a long time gone now Maybe someday, someday I'm gonna settle down But I've always found my way somehow By taking the long way Taking the long way around Taking the long way Taking the long way around I met the queen of whatever Drank with the Irish and smoked with the hippies Moved with the shakers Wouldn't kiss all the asses that they told me to No I, I could never follow No I, I could never follow It's been two long years now. Since the top of the world came crashing down. And I'm ge...

There is no God. ---------- Forwarded message --------- From: Wolf Alexander < congressmanalexander@gmail.com > Date: Sat, Dec 14, 2024, 14:09 Subject: Several Seconds of Truth I bet cancer is caused by an excess of electricity grounded in a given body area. Electricity sent by the brain because of an obsession, conscious or sunconscious. Directed energy from our head to a spot. The opposite of pain. Pain is electrical signals sent back from, a spot.  Enough thought sent to, a spot, will cause a pain. A burning of that spot, microscopically. If you are nervous, you may get an upset stomach. If you then think of/worry about your upset stomach, unendingly, you will unendingly send electricity to the spot of the upset. Do it long enough, you'll burn your healthy cells into cancerous ones.  The electricity over-exposure fucks with your cells. I cannot guarantee this is the cause of all cancers. Chemicals in everything certainly don't help. Getting a Chernobyl am...

After I win, personal grievances will be placed second to national interests. But not yet. And not tonight. ---------- Forwarded message --------- From: Wolf Alexander < congressmanalexander@gmail.com > Date: Thu, Dec 12, 2024, 19:01 Subject: A Very UnAmerican Hero To: < doug.fordco@pc.ola.org >, < premier@ontario.ca > Go Doug! Crack "The Chump" (you can use that) again. Please. Roll down streets of fire. Congressman Alexander from New York, here. He only understands one word. Force. Let him have it, ay. -Alex IF IT'S BROKE ROUND HERE I FIX IT. ;0) SpitfireHunter.com

VERY LITTLE LECTURE! ALL HANDS ON DECK TRIAL AND ERROR LAB SEMINARS. 1. "Painting Like Jackson Pollock": Artistic SuperExpressionism, and Magic Spells in Paint:  GENIUS 101/201 2. "Poker for Future Rounders": Tells and Bluffs, Swagger and Odds, and Gut Gambles:  POKER 101/201/301 3. "Hiking with Robin Hood": Playing in the Forest for Outdoor Adventurers, What a Hunter Does, How to Go Up a Mountain Faster, and Talking to The Animals:   REBEL 101/201/301/401 4. "Cooking on "Naked and Afraid" (minus the naked)": Wilderness Chef, Never Read a Recipe, and Last Can Standing: IRONCHEF 102/201/401 5. Serious Self Defense for Girls: Psychological Warfare Against "Stalkers", Classy Weapons and How to Use Them, Counter Intelligence, Booby Traps, Legal Revenge and Non-Violent Wounding, and Safe While Sexy and Dangerous While Nice: HUNTER 101/103/303/403/501/007 6. "Very Creative Writing": Talking Through Your...