Al Franken vs. Bill Maher vs. Me

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Alex Karp Kristen Soltis Anderson Bill Maher Al Franken
 
SINCE YOU ALL KNOW AT LEAST ONE OF THOSE NAMES I EXPECT THEM TO GET THIS.

Al! How about you take off your Democratic Party t-shirt. If anyone has a good grudge it's you. Run as an Independent for Senator in 2026. I'll meet you on the Hill.

Bill, I've never seen anyone land winners against you like Al did last show. Good ending.

Al you are still a dog. I could tell how you were flirting with Kristen.

Kristen I was sad to read you're married. And that you are a conservative. What a disgusting word to be described as. When is being conservative about anything fun? I'm not a liberal in politics but I'm liberal with everything else. Like how fast I drive and the amount of weed I consume and the amount of sex I plan on having with college girls.

Bill thanks for almost being an independent. Consider how choosing a political team and perpetuating the dysfunction and stupidity and stagnation you hate is hurting the country.

Kristen I take that back. Being conservative about the environment is fun. Conserving! it. So it goes back to 1757. That's fun.

Alex I agreed with most of your rhetoric but don't trust you all the same. Super rich? Bad. You and Peter shall have higher taxes because of me. By higher I mean everything except your last $100,000,000.

When you see all those zeroes doesn't it seem like enough? 

It will.

--Congressman Wolf Alexander in 2027

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