Slightly Different Club Membership

Howdy, Captain,

I'm new in town. I rowed in Galway for NUIG as a novice. I enjoyed it but am a bit shy of the water and feel a lot safer in a canoe.

However I really enjoyed the rowing camaraderie and would love if I could be a "canoeing only" member. As in, I can hang out with you all and use the facilities but do my own thing in the water with my canoe. Happy to pay the standard fees, etc. And I won't need a rack spot although maybe at some point.

I read your whole very well drafted introduction pamphlet. 

Can you tell me if that would be cool? 

Cheers,

--Wolf Alexander, Independent for Congress VA-5 2026

-Alex

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