Charles Lame Lehman is at It Again

Dude you are such a fucking loser.

You are almost as bad as Kevin Sabet at Stupid Approaches to Marijuana! 

I bet you two spoon.

Let's read some of your winners from this Post story:


1. "Amendment 3 would permit medical dispensaries and other, future license recipients to sell weed to any adult...

That's reason enough for Floridians—and everyone else—to be skeptical of legalization.*

Um... that's what legalization means. People will be able to buy and sell it. That's not a reason "to be skeptical," but you sure pretend like it is.

2. "Irresponsible marijuana legalization can create a massive mess..."

Yeah they are eating the dogs and cats in Ohio right after they legalized.

"The experience of other states shows as much..."

No it doesn't. You just don't like it because you suck.

"Research from the Kansas City branch of the Federal Reserve, for example, finds that recreational legalization increases rates of addiction, chronic homelessness, and arrests by double-digit percentages..."

Great. Whatever you say. 

"It also makes life a little less pleasant. Stoned employees make workplaces a little worse, and marijuana-intoxicated accidents have risen steadily as states have legalized."

It makes life more pleasant for those who get high. As a square you wouldn't understand.

3. "And in many places, legalization produces the pervasive smell of pot smoke—a pollutant that Florida's clean air laws don't cover."

Oh. My. God! It smells like weed. How awful. Are you okay?

4. "They are voting to let powerful companies sell an addictive, harmful substance at a profit."

What an interesting "Fuck the Man!" opinion you have. If only your think tank wasn't a "Suck the Man!" stalwart.

So up yours Brother Lameman. I don't care about your tired arguments and Florida won't either. It will pass. And if it doesn't it will the next time. 

You are crying wolf. It's pot not plutonium and everyone with common sense knows that.

You should smoke some Charlie then maybe you won't be so gay.

-Congressman Wolf Alexander

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