Two Personalities for Two Different Audiences at the Same Time


In life, there are many boys to move out of my way, and so many girls I want to be friendly to.

Doing both at the same time ain't easy. 

To intimidate the boys I have to be the, most, intimidating boy every other boy has ever encountered. But to only intimidate them and not accidentally you girls requires competence within the toughness. 

I made this cocksucking boy move this morning. I got out of the shower and as I was going back to my room, I dropped my Navy hat in my seat here in the corner of the 2nd floor lounge (of the Nolita Express 1927). Thereby claiming it.

When I came back the lounge ten minutes later some hulking boy was sprawled out in the right hand seat of the couch, feet on the table, arm across the top.

What would you do? I wanted to say "get the fuck out of my seat before I throw you out the window without opening it" but I didn't. He had left me just enough room to sit down, so technically I couldn't complain. 

So I sat down. I took my seat despite his definite desire to have the whole couch. Then I got back up a bunch of times to go to my room, to set up my campaign display, refill my glass cider bottle with water, I was deliberately trying to make him uncomfortable, without being provocative. I was in the right. I claimed that seat before he got there. So I was allowed to get rid of him for overreaching. 

Retaliation. Revenge. Against boys I fucking love the opportunity. But I only bully boys and I do it very... suavely. Unless un-suaveness is needed.

I am talking about "any swinging dick" not already weak boys. Some boys are flat out in awe of me. They're cool. They don't get in my way. But boys who think they, are the big swinging dick are gonna find out they are not.

YAY! The girl sitting across the couch from me TRUSTS ME! She and I have been sharing this lounge for about half an hour and she just got up and asked me to keep an eye on her stuff. 

That makes me very happy. She has a boy who's also here, (I think) so that's unfortunate, but she likes me as a temporary friend and that's great!

I intimidated the boy and made the girl comfortable. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!



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