The Wheels on the Bus
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From: Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com>
Date: Thu, Dec 5, 2024, 10:18
Subject: The Wheels on the Bus
To: Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com>, <mrbillybobjimbo@yahoo.com>
From: Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com>
Date: Thu, Dec 5, 2024, 10:18
Subject: The Wheels on the Bus
To: Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com>, <mrbillybobjimbo@yahoo.com>
Go round and round. And it's a bit rough on this road but no biggie.
How nice. Public transportation way out here in the country.
I wonder where the money funding this comes from? They will get more. Ten times more after I win. Not because it's the one I use. THEY'RE ALL GETTING FUNDING.
Everything. I don't care how wasteful it is, it is less wasteful than it sitting in Elon Musk's bank account.
Conservatives always complain about their tax dollars giving me a free bus ride. I don't disagree that having a third party demand a part of your money at point of prison is annoying.
It's not the free ride they dislike me getting. It's the outlay of their own cash for the privilege.
To which I say, "fair enough fiscal conservative. How about if you pay no taxes, for anything, forever, and I still get my free bus ride? How's that sound?"
They will stutter but I am not. THE SUPER RICH PAY FOR IT.
All the fun. For the rest of us. No taxes. Bill Gates is paying.
"Earn your own way" rock-ribbed conservatives will take that deal. 'Cause I ain't sayin' greed and private property and capitalism is bad. Not at all. I heart capitalism. I love Shark Tank (not the cast). Except when some sumbich gets way too good at it and begins playing Monopoly with us as the game pieces.
For a short briefing on how The Super Rich hang everyone else to dry, watch this movie trailer:
Back to my bus trip.
It's taking a while because there are a lot of people to pick up in a large area here in Greene County, Virginia. It would be nice if Travis Kalanick would use some of his Uber fortune to pay for every one us to Uber to Charlottesville.
I SHALL MAKE HIM.
What is so exciting about watching a Super Rich person hang out? The Kardashians? I will tax them off television. At least I will tax them into The Jersey Shore where they fit in better.
IF YOU HAVE LESS THAN $100,000,000 YOU WILL PAY NO TAXES. EVER. FOR ANYTHING. FOREVER.
Those with more than that fund the government.
Considering it's only about 30,000 people I'm talking about you'd think the other 300,000,000 of us would say "enough is enough. We want food clothing and shelter and you're going to give it to us or we are going to set you on fire."
LAND. First. The land. They will give up all that extra LAND they have.
How much land do you need?
A football field is a little more than an acre. Call it an acre.
Do you know how many FOOTBALL FIELDS OF LAND Ted Turner owns?
Guess.
Two million. He owns two million (almost) football fields of land.
Two million football fields of really prime wilderness.
That's enough homesteads for two million people.
THEY SHALL HAVE IT.
Wait! My environmentalist minded Progressive warriors might be doing a double take on that idea.
On the one hand, two million poor, adventurous people get a fresh air start at life.
On the other hand, that prime wilderness may not stay so prime when the public is let loose at it.
Which'll suck.
Those are the details I have yet to work out. Ideas?
Bottom line is owning Deleware and Rhode Island in land (also two million acres) IS A BIT MUCH.
The top ten landowners own almost the entire state of Maryland in land.
THAT'S A BIT MUCH. 10,000 acres will be the limit. Would that be enough for you, land lubber?
Everything is so expensive because the supply of everything but debts is owned by the 1% of the 1%. Land. Money. Resources. and Things.
The 99.99%, that's me and you, FIGHT FOR THE SCRAPS.
Those Super RIch assholes know all that. They gather at Davos and discuss proper maintenance for us the rabble. Their wage slaves. That part of The Communist Manifesto is accurate.
The part that's not accurate is creating a huge tyranical government to seize and redistribute the wealth. That's from communism in practice.
I don't like huge tyranical governments. Stalin's. Putin's. Trumps. Or Biden's.
Oh no. Jesus in my ears. On the bus speakers. She's a cool driver but no thank you. I like my Jesus like I like my men. Blackened from napalm.
There's a very cute girl on the bus. A caddy corner seat away. I have to give her my card in case she didn't see my website on my beanie.
Almost to Cville. I am taking the train to Lynchburg. Which one, the 1050 this morning or the 7 tonight? Depends... I'll ask...
Nah I don't wanna bug her she's driving. I am hurtling through space at 50 mph which a human should not be doing to guarantee living forever.
I will table that for another story.
The driver is using GPS and the GPS is telling her directions she doesn't agree with. I don't agree with that.
Some gunman shot a healthcare CEO yesterday. I can imagine many, many people wanting to kill those who deny them life-saving healthcare, but based on that guy's house purchase and salary, I don't think he was Super Rich. Therefore it wasn't his fault.
It's Jeff Bezos's fault. He shoulda paid for the gunman's mom's surgery. Cancer treatment. Insulin. Whatever. HE CAN. HE SHOULD. HE WILL.
-Congressman Wolf Alexander
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