I Set Jesus Christ on Fire!

Cocksucker burned. Screaming to death the whole time "please daddy! save me!" but since there ain't no God he melted while I ate grapes.

---------- Forwarded message ---------
From: Wolf Alexander <thespitfirehunter@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, Dec 3, 2024, 8:38 PM
Subject: Re: Jesus Died
To: Jackson Collins <wedahippies@gmail.com>
Cc: Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com>

Which goes hand in hand with your belief in that lie of a book.

Your entire life is based around a lie. So of course you lie.

#FuckTheBible

AND FUCK YOU JACKSON. BRING YOUR JESUS AND MAMAW FUCKING ASS ANYWHERE NEAR ME AND YOU WILL NOT GO TO HEAVEN BUT YOU WILL GO.


On Tue, Dec 3, 2024, 8:23 PM Wolf Alexander <thespitfirehunter@gmail.com> wrote:
I don't like liars.

You say you don't have time to send a book.

I've sent books before.

I know how long it takes.

I also know that when I tell somebody i'm going to do something I do it immediately. Otherwise me telling them that I was going to do it was a lie.

I know that you have 5 minutes extra minutes in your crazy adventure to save your grandmother.

Every time you've passed the post office since telling me you're going to send the book is one time you could have sent it. Each time you certainly had five extra minutes.

Therefore you're a f***** liar. Anything else is unimportant.


On Tue, Dec 3, 2024, 5:06 AM Jackson Collins <wedahippies@gmail.com> wrote:

Your book will be mailed. My family means Everything to me. I can't help that you don't love your family. After I mail your book I'm not talking to you again. You won't disrespect me again or talk about my grandmother. I mean it punk.


On Mon, Dec 2, 2024, 9:54 AM Wolf Alexander <thespitfirehunter@gmail.com> wrote:
I wish I coulda seen it. I would have set the cross on fire! to add to his fun. Fag.

Why did you ask me if I wanted the f****** book back only to then not send it when it takes five minutes to send it.

I don't care how sick your f****** grandmother is. You just don't want to do it because you're a lying piece of bullshit Trump lover. Just like him Jackson Collins of wherever the fuck no one cares WVa.

On Mon, Dec 2, 2024, 1:36 AM Wolf Alexander <thespitfirehunter@gmail.com> wrote:
Rare, unreleased song from DBT, recorded at the Zephyr Club, Salt Lake City, 1/19/02.

You can strut your ass all around the stage.
You can scream with joy, you can scream with rage.
You can let that monster right out of his cage.
You can dance around like you're half your age. 

You can stuff your trousers with dirty socks but,
Don't you dare cock-block the Congressman. 

You can act all dirty, you can act all plain.
You can sing of joy, you can sing of pain.
You can be a Dick, you can be a Jane.
But when you're gone, better know you came. 

I've been around, I'm hard to shock,
Don't you dare cock-block the Congressman. 

Don't cock-block the Congressman boys,
Don't cock-block the Congressman.
Don't cock-block the Congressman girls,
Don't cock-block the Congressman.
Once I get moving, I ain't never gonna stop so,
Don't you dare cock-block the Congressman. 

You can be all dirty, you can be all clean.
You can be all nice, you can be all mean.
Your designer hair, your designer jeans.
Your big ol' cities, your pussy scenes. 

All you posers get on your knees,
'Cause when I get to Washington, gonna make it scream. 

Your plaster-casters, your plastic tits.
Your fame, your fortune, your money, your hits.
Baby, I don't care what you do with it, 
'Cause the mules and me ain't takin' no bullshit.

I've been around, I'm hard to shock,
Don't you dare cock-block the Congressman.

You can strut your solos up and down the block,
Don't you dare cock-block the Congressman.

You can wet your panties, you can cream your socks,
Don't you dare cock-block the Congressman.

On Mon, Dec 2, 2024, 1:21 AM Wolf Alexander <thespitfirehunter@gmail.com> wrote:
Roger

On Mon, Dec 2, 2024, 1:12 AM Jackson Collins <wedahippies@gmail.com> wrote:

I wasn't able to yet. We have been dealing with my 90 year mawmaw. She I don't know how much longer she is going to be with us. I'll send you a email as soon as I am able to drop it off with the tracking information


On Sun, Dec 1, 2024, 11:00 AM Wolf Alexander <thespitfirehunter@gmail.com> wrote:

?


On Sat, Nov 23, 2024, 7:30 PM Wolf Alexander <thespitfirehunter@gmail.com> wrote:
Hey did you send it?

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