My First Speech

Hi! I am Wolf Alexander. I am running for Congress for this district! The Flyin' Tenth! I am a Progressive independent.

I am PRO CHOICE, I am AN ENVIRONMENTALIST. I BELIEVE IN DIRECT DEMOCRACY and I WANT YOUR LIFE TO BE MORE FUN.

What makes me different?

Well first I don't want your money. I AM NOT SEEKING CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTIONS FROM YOU. 

I am not raising any! money, deliberately. I am the first candidate to make a point of this.

I am not raising any money so you know I am not bought by anyone, even you! And certainly not by the billionaires. They're the ones that are going to get triggered any second now. We need honesty in government and if you only vote for candidates who aren't taking cash then that's who will win. I am setting the example!

I said I am pro choice and I mean, pro-choice. This issue is going end, in your favor, ladies. I am going to make the pro-life people run away forever. I promise. Christian conservatives are going extinct from government. 

Tell your girlfriends!

I am an environmentalist. I want the land, the breeze, and the streams back to the way two hundred and sixty eight years ago. The earth, the air and the water all restored to their former magnificence. Can you imagine it? 

In 1757 an adventurous squirrel I could hop from tree to tree, from here all the way to the Missouri River. There were other fresh rivers to cross of course but this was a continent of unimaginably vast forests, and I want to plant one ...trillion trees... Now. Immediately. I'll get you the trees, you plant'em. Deal?

Here is a new phrase for you, and for the American Language: POUR. DOWN. ECONOMICS. Pour Down. Economics. Trickle, down economics is when the super rich, the billionaires, the 1% of the 1%, that's when they let trickle a little bit of benefit from their success to you. They get a ton. You get a tip. 

I WANT POUR DOWN ECONOMICS. I want their "fair share" of the tax burden to go up to "all of it". 

These two parties are horrible. I know most of you wanted Kamala to win and so did I. But the two-party system has made the Democrats anemic and the Republicans crazy. It's time for everyone to just be yourself and run for office at the same time without the political teams ruining it for everyone. After I win I am going to get rid of every single Republican and Democratic Congressperson in the House of Representatives. Four hundred and thirty five fresh, unbought, honest, citizens get a turn. And 34 independent senators too! And I want most if not all of them to be women.

Before you think what you may already have, that "he's an independent he can't win" I say to you, I am going to win! Do you know how? You are going to tell your friends. After you leave this event, you are going to tell your best friend. Because you have never heard or seen a candidate like me and you gotta tell someone.

Please remember this phrase: 

Spitfire Hunter. 

There was an airplane. It was called The Spitfire. It was the plane that defeated the Nazis. Spitfire.

I am hunting the billionaires. I am hunter of them, politically, for you. For all of us, the 99.99%. Hunter.

So my website that you will now be unable to forget, is Spitfire, Hunter. The airplane. The action. SpitfireHunter.com

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I am Wolf Alexander. Thank you!