You Know Slavery is Bad Now?


---------- Forwarded message ---------
From: Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com>
Date: Sat, Feb 1, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Subject: You Know Slavery is Bad Now?
To: <careers@thefp.com>

That's how you'll feel about not having direct democracy, in 2035.

"I can't believe only ten years ago everyone wasn't actually in charge."

Before big stuff happens the people of that era are cool with the big stuff not having happened. Freeing the slaves, for example. Being able to vote if you're a woman.

So in ten years, after being able to vote about everything the government does, you won't want to go back to being told what to do.

"You're welcome, America."

-Love, Congressman Wolf Alexander

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