Setting a Fire Under His Ass

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Dear Dennis,

The ladies at ABC were so friendly and charming I hate to send this to you, but nonetheless, as someone running for office on a platform of getting the important stuff done, "now!" I must ask:

"What the hell is taking so long for you to answer my inquiry?"

I have a 3 foot by 5 foot piece of thin polyester. CAN YOU PRINT ON IT OR NOT AND HOW MUCH?

FIVE OF THESE FLAGS

Jesus goddamn christ that question oughta take you ten seconds to answer. I have been waiting for that answer for three days now in total and almost half a business day since yesterday when I went to the office to force the issue.

WOULD YOU TREAT CONGRESSMAN GOLDMAN MY OPPONENT LIKE THIS?

I would appreciate AN ANSWER five minutes after you read this so I can either place my order or try another printer. If my tone offends you, you are the reason Progressives keep losing.

Cheers.

--Wolf Alexander

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