Ace in Your Corner

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---------- Forwarded message ---------
From: Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, Apr 15, 2025, 7:34 AM
Subject: Ace in Your Corner
To: <SpeakerAdams@council.nyc.gov>

Dear Ms. Adams,

As I was watching the local news discuss the former governor and various other mayoral candidates, I asked myself, why aren't there any women running?

I was happy to find out you and Ms. Ramos are.

As an underdog myself, I don't mean to belittle your chances, but I am not confident you will win without some very big bold and louder than you may deem wise circus.

New York has never had a female mayor right? Yep, never. Isn't it about time?

I'm sure you agree. How about you decide it's your job and just take it?

There's still time. It's only a week to change somebody's mind these days. In seven days, you can go from nobody caring about your campaign to being the top contender.

I'm warming up to whip Dan Goldman for Congress.

I'm no nonsense too.

*****

There are many ways that I can help you but very few without your approval. I don't know who your campaign manager is or what you have planned. 

But I absolutely guarantee on my word of honor that if you give yourself thirty minutes to ponder this idea and do it, you will win.

The summary: go to where people already are and start "hollering". I'd suggest Washington Square Park. Make that your campaign headquarters until all of NYU is behind you with their phones and shares and bothering their local family and energetically and deliberately making you go viral.

THEY WILL WANT TO PUT THE FIRST FEMALE MAYOR OF NEW YORK INTO OFFICE. THEY ARE HELL-FOR-LEATHER DETERMINED TO DO SOMETHING IMPORTANT. 

MAKE THAT SOMETHING YOUR CAMPAIGN.

Set up shop like you own The Park. I'll keep the Zohran and the other male candidates away.

*****

You have ~a month to do it before they graduate/have exams and it doesn't matter if they won't all be here to vote. They will fight from afar and charge up the city for you!

There are protests and people in Washington Square every day demanding change. "Destroy the Patriarchy!" will fly. It's like free money. A ready made audience all. The. Time. Through the election.

Waiting for you! Adrienne. 

The big star. 

The Speaker! of NYC to arrive.

*****

Go every nice day with a cheerleader megaphone, colorful entourage and unignorable table and make a beautiful scene... and you will win!

Please try it.

You will win.



Cheers! 

--Wolf Alexander

-Alex



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