One of My Favorite Movies
Is about a major asshole to his girlfriend.
I'm just noticing that as heroic as he is, he is the worst thing possible for the woman who loves him.
"Legend of the Fall". She waits for him so loyally. With complete devotion. And he eventually treats her like trash, by leaving when he gets bored, rather than asking her to join him. She certainly would have.
You know, spitfire and there are a lot of you who see me now, it is epically frustrating that none of you have the spirit to send me a message. Daunting and "dangerous" as it seems, the first one who does will hit the father fuckin' jackpot.
If fairy tale forever love and romance and the whole nine yards of princess-warrior and rebel-gallant is your idea of happiness then I am, the one.
Compare me with another boy by sharing his name and current location.
Above them all. Best Man of 'Merica. Certified good. Gold. Platinum and perfect. Doubt me? Give me another moment of interest and say something, and I will prove you are perfect too.
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Visualize another guy you like. I can tear him limb-from-limb in any number of physical and mental challenges. Obviously I am a better writer.
Have you seen my ground speed carrying a big-ass hiking backpack half full at 4.20mph all, day long? A D1 football player can do that too.
That D1 football player will quake in his cleats if you give me his name.
SO HEAR THIS NOW, S'IL VOUS PLAIT, MADEMOISELLE. ASK ME OUT!!!!! WHY DO I HAVE TO BE AGGRESSIVELY FLIRTACIOUS? CAN'T YOU DO IT?
YOU WANT FULL LIFE AUTHORITY LIKE MEN HAVE HAD FOR 15,000 GENERATIONS. GET IT BY GOING AFTER WHAT YOU WANT LIKE WE HAVE. I AIN'T ONE OF THEM NOW. I AM BETTER THAN THEM. AND I WANT THE ONE OF YOU WHO IS THE BEST. BADDEST. BOLDEST. HOTTEST MOST AGGRESSIVE ASS KICKING SPITFIRE. SO I'M NOT GOING TO CHOOSE. YOU'RE GONNA DO IT.
FLIRT WITH ME, IS MY SUGGESTION.
CAPISCE?
"ONLY WITH A LEAP FROM THE LION'S HEAD WILL SHE PROVE HER WORTH."
-Indiana Jones before those movies sucked. (the engineering of that hidden stone walkway is a little dubious to me. Needs an arch.)
*ignore the god crap in the clip. I am a no religion Christianity killer and the rest of them are no better.
"Religion is for retards". Say it with me.
WWJDIYSHOF. I want one of those bracelets. "Whst would Jesus do if you set him on fire?"
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ANYWAY HIT ON ME! 😊 If I have to choose I will choose poorly. Because your mind is what I find the hottest and I can't see or hear that as easily as you can mine.
Did you know I'm a comedian? You are too.
