The Congressman is in the House

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Kaboom. 

You think that's good? Wait till I have the job.

---------- Forwarded message ---------
From: Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, Apr 15, 2025, 7:56 AM
Subject: Re: Congressional Summons for Matt Kelley
To: <nycalamounited@gmail.com>, <matthew.kelley@ogletree.com>, <shirin.aboujawde@ogletree.com>, <nadine.banuelos@ogletree.com>, <stefan.borovina@ogletree.com>, <joseph.cartafalsa@ogletree.com>, <lizbeth.chow@ogletree.com>, <patrick.collins@ogletree.com>, <william.cusack@ogletree.com>, <alfons.dauria@ogletree.com>, <maggie.delany@ogletree.com>, <joseph.flanagan@ogletree.com>, <melissa.fleischer@ogletree.com>, <simone.francis@ogletree.com>, <marcjoseph.gansah@ogletree.com>, <matthew.gizzo@ogletree.com>, <jamie.haar@ogletree.com>, <kimberly.karseboom@ogletree.com>, <katherine.macilwaine@ogletree.com>, <kevin.macneill@ogletree.com>, <michael.mahoney@ogletree.com>, <ann.margius@ogletree.com>, <john.morrison@ogletree.com>, <diana.nehro@ogletree.com>, <olivia.orlando-donovan@ogletree.com>, <michael.rubin@ogletree.com>, <kate.thompson@ogletree.com>, <robert.tucker@ogletree.com>, <john.walpole@ogletree.com>, <aaron.warshaw@ogletree.com>, <zachary.zagger@ogletree.com>, <sarah.zucco@ogletree.com>
Cc: Wolf Alexander <theSpitfireHunter@gmail.com>, <richardk@thechiefleader.com>

In the immortal words of Steve Urkel...

Did I do that?

It's only been five days since you got my email.

I just saw it on the news. Good work Matt!

Vote for me?

YOU'RE WELCOME ALAMO WORKERS.

---Congressman Wolf Alexander





On Thu, Apr 10, 2025, 10:20 AM Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com> wrote:
Hey NYC office of Ogletree Deakins,

It says Matt works in Indianapolis, but I am here, and my voters are here and they're the ones I talked to yesterday who gave me Matt's name.

Matt. This begins your no good very bad day. Wanna go for two?

Gals at the firm you have nothing to do with this, and I am at your service. I am single. :0)

*****

Matt. Yesterday I met some protesters at my office in Washington Square Park and they don't like you. I don't blame them. You are a footsoldier for the billionaire(s) who own Alamo Drafthouse via Sony.

Personally you may not be the asshole you have to be to represent those scumbags but you signed up so I am still blaming you. Adolf Galland was a hell of a fighter pilot and not a Nazi but he flew for the Luftwaffe so I'd have shot his ass down.

Just to be clear: 

This is not a threat of violence nor will I threaten or engage in any. 

Luigi Mangione was not very smart. It's your boss, the billionaire(s) behind the layoffs designed to preserve their wealth who are the bad guys. I don't encourage their assassination either. They can be bothered legally however and so can you. 

So tell Mike Kustermann whatever he is saving by fucking with my friends he's going to lose twice over in stress caused by me. He's next on my to-do list. You should consider a restraining order for both of you.

I can be served by The Park rangers during my office hours.

*****

Here's the deal Matt. You are not going to try your best. You are not going to negotiate as well as you can. You're gonna "throw the game". You got me? Because it's the right thing to do. Whatever Alamo's "last stand" position is, that's what you're gonna root for the outcome to be. Capisce? Do you speak Italian?

I am not done with you yet! There will be more non-violent and legal fun made by me at your expense later today? GIVE THEM WHAT THEY WANT YOU COCKSUCKER. YOU HEAR ME? STOP HELPING THE BIG GUY AGAINST THE LITTLE GUY. I DON'T CARE THAT IT'S YOUR JOB. FUCK YOUR JOB.

*****

I am organizing a campaign trip to the New Jersey Pine Barrens soon. It's free. Comes with a bag lunch. Gabagool sanguich. If you are interested I'll let you know.

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Cheers!

Remember. This was nothing more than a non-violent and legal notice that I am going to do more non-violent and legal things to you on behalf of those I met yesterday. Call it a demand letter from a real street lawyer.

--Wolf Alexander, independent for Congress, NY 10, 2026



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