"Blame the Puritans"
#BlameThePuritans
Blame the Puritans.
Their influence remains THE NO FUN SIDE.
"No alcohol in The Park".
The Puritans.
"No beer pong in The Park."
The Puritans.
Sin. Vice. All that garbage. FUN it's called and BAD the Puritans were. SALEM WITCH TRIALS. THEM'S THE PURITANS.
American Historically the beliefs of those specific boatloads of cocksuckers are the beliefs of the parents teachers coaches and cops who never leave you alone while you're trying to have fun.
Bullshit about fun being bad, passed down from idiot to idiot. Loser to loser. Father fucker to father fucker from 1630 to now.
THE PURITANS WERE THE FIRST CHRISTIAN CONSERVATIVES TO SHOW UP.
MAY THEY ALL BURN IN NAPALM. I WISH I COULD DO IT MYSELF.
ONE AT A TIME.
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PRO LIFE & PROHIBITION & THE DRUG WAR & WASHINGTON SQUARE PARK BEING SO SQUARE.
THE GHOST OF JANIS JOPLIN IS ANGRY THAT WOODSTOCK'S BIGGEST DEMOGRAPHIC (1969 NYU STUDENTS) ARE SO SQUARE IN THE SQUARE.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE PARK WAS LIKE IN 1969?
A LITTLE CRAZIER THAN YESTERDAY.
I WILL COVER YOU. TELL ME IF A PIG HARRASSES YOU AND I WILL SEND THEM A NON-VIOLENT AND LEGAL MESSAGE, AND THEY WON'T DO IT AGAIN.
-----YOUR CONGRESSMAN