Baby Kissing Dog Petting...


Children talking to no. 

Boys bothering me none of that.

I am not the usual politician. I am not going to pretend I care about certain groups.

Babies Children Men Dogs. Those groups I don't care about. For. Etc.

Keep them away from me girls. Please. 

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Today I was trying to do my best Woodstock impression and I was "surrounded by assholes!"

Kids. In my ears. I hate them.

Men. In my vision. I hate them.

Dogs around me. I hate them.

Babies anywhere on earth. I hate them.

When there were too many of those at once I had to restrain myself from screaming at a male parent to keep his goddamn son away from me.

Two words mesdemoiselles. Women only. I really have no use for any other category of person.