Congressional Invitation for Greta

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You own that name. 

Is there another Greta?... oh yeah the writer/director. She's good but you're Mother Theresa good.

Mademoiselle. Make me very happy and visit Washington Square Park. We need a woman around here who knows how to kick ass.

I saw you not flinch when that guy grabbed your mic. You never let go.

Then you strolled back to center stage in complete command.

Come here and help me give America back to nature.

Please my liegess.

One trillion trees. Then another. Then another. After I win you have my promise. Trees until the whole country is green.

--Wolf Alexander, Congressman NY10, 2026

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