Dear Jews

My parents were Jewish. I am not.

Nonetheless I get it. Being a minority, sort of, sucks. No one wants to feel like a target because of something they can't control. 

I got made fun of mildly growing up in Jesusland WVA.

But Israel ain't your country. If it is get out of this one. Same as Palestine. Both aren't this country and this is the country you're in.

Israel can get flattened. Or do the flattening. Either way IT'S NOT THE GOOD OLD USA.

So when someone criticizes a country you are not a citizen of, why be so offended? 

You are white. For all intents and purposes no one can tell you're "Jewish". Whatever that means.

It means you think Israel is some kind of backstop if a second Holocaust occurs. That you could escape to a Jewish homeland if your American one ever got too antisemetic.

Bad.

Stupid. 

Jews are supposed to be smart. THIS country is your backstop. Israel is an American politcal colony. If not for us it wouldn't exist. If not for President Truman specifically, it wouldn't exist.

Therefore America is the real Jewish homeland!!!!!

The End.