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If you or your girls group want(s) a bouncer that won't touch you unless asked and won't flirt unless flirted with then I Am Your Congressman!

I won't charge you either. Shares. Tell your girlfriends to vote for me. Free drinks and buffet or whatever nice but optional.

I wanna hang out with just you but how do I do that without pretending to be gay which don't want to do.


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