Far be it from me to disparage college fun. But alcohol is sorta poison. I had a great time last night and felt terrible at the same moment.
It's really a difficult drug. The side effects are tremendous and immediate.
I will play beer pong. I will never not play beer pong but straight drinking I'm done. After two sips of cider I said "yuck" but I wanted to get drunk. Being unhinged is fun.
But I wasn't really unhinged. Just a looser version of my "do not make any mistakes" self.
I walked. Back from The Cellar Dog so. Goddamn fast. Faster than any pedestrian has ever walked through this city. Blinding speed and down the middle of 7th Avenue every time the traffic cleared and a few times it didn't.
I did not have my cape on was my only mistake but still. Fun fun fun it took me... felt like 5 minutes. 40 blocks vanished like I was a P-38 Lightning on the sidewalk.
