I'm Spying on Someone
So there are a number (large) of girls that I've tried and failed to convince (online) to love me (forever).
As a gentleman rejected I know not to entreat them further. But a few I especially liked so I take a peak at their social media every now and again. As a nostalgic "if only...", and also to see if the trying-to-be-helpful advice I gave (as a parting gift) is working.
There's one Ms. lately I am still unfortunately (for me) fond of. She was so! close to my ideal girlfriend (forever) that I haven't quit enjoying her online antics.
Said not a word. Would never. Will never again she made her attitude clear. I'm waiting for a girl who is more entertaining than she to enter my realm (Congressional) so I can forget about that rejectress.
Yet she's so funny and pretty what's a lonely boy to do?
Alas. She won't ever want me. Until I eclipse her celebrity by an eon and a half and then she'll change her mind. But at that moment it'll be too late. For I will have an avalanche of feminine desire and... who was I talking about?
There's a tiny chance she or one of her friends is reading this since I got their attention well. As they are now in my domain and therefore unable to claim any nameless message given here is against her wishes, I say this:
rofl
"Maybe I'll have better luck on Bench".
That was really funny. I laughed out loud to myself at 6:15am.
