Israel vs Palestine
"RELIGION IS FOR RETARDS AND FIGHTING OVER RELIGION IS FOR MAJOR FUCKIN' RETARDS."
I am not allowed to comment much or get involved at all in discussions about that conflict.
My official position is "go away."
As a cultural Jew I have sympathy for Israel.
As an underdog and rebellion lover I have sympathy for Palestine.
Neither side dare tell me I don't know the history.
As an American I DON'T GIVE A GOOD GODDAMN. Get off my screen and out of my ears. Both of you combatants.
Thirty years? Nope. Going on 100 years of almost constant fighting, arguing, anger and hate.
Kill each other off or shut up. I am tired of the gobshite debate. Yes if I lived there or had family there I'd care
I don't. Therefore I don't give a fuck. I wish Mongolia would invade and send both populations to the Moon where they can battle forever without me having to know about it.
It's none of our business. Our land is here, many thousands of miles away.
Their land is there. Let them figure it out, or not.
So to all of you in the USA who care about it so much I say "get a life".
Protest about stuff affecting you. Personally. Not what's cool. For every Israeli and Palestinian at these protests there are 50x that many not-either-one-of-thems. People just there for the fun of a protest and the adrenaline of a fight. Who picked a side because they were supposed to and are going with that until...
Until they get bored.
Get bored now. Protest US domestic problems.
On American soil complain about American soil. Please.
The crux is the "enemy" of domestic problems - MAGA - won't come out and fight in NYC. Trying to fight someone who won't fight is frustrating. So the fighters fight fighters. Palestine vs Israel. Spilling over here.
Stop it!
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NOTE FOR JEWISH AMERICANS: Antisemites don't care you exist until you whip out a blue and white flag. Otherwise you're just another yuppy.
Are you an Ameican or are you an Israeli? Pick one and be there.
*also your religion is just as dumb as Christianity and Islam.
NOTE FOR PALESTINIAN AMERICANS: You can assimilate easily without a keffiyeh. A Phillies hat is cool.
Are you an Ameican or are you a Palestinian? Pick one and be there.
*also your religion is just as dumb as Christianity and Judaism.
NOTE FOR EVERYONE: Teams are bad unless they're for sports.
YOU ARE ALL MY VOTERS. UNITE BEHIND ME OR ELSE.
