Various Heroic Deeds Today!
"Bring yer whole fuckin' family of gods!"
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I scared several men away who definitely deserved it.
One was harassing a girl directly and you called for help if you're reading.
"Whatever she said I double it. Shut the fuck up!" Guitar pointed at his face. Stare of death included.
He ran away forthwith.
I am sorry I didn't make sure he didn't come back. He came back and then I wasn't ready and some joker got to play ref.
I wouldn't have been neutral.
Did it bother you I stepped in? I feel conflicted. I don't wanna "mansplain" a situation by implying you needed my help. But on the other hand maybe you wanted it
You were hella cute I wish you would have talked to me after. Saving a maiden without the laurels is a lonely job
Later a homeless sign guy was bothing two of my neighbors also on "Fountain Hill". I glared at him. He moved away.
There was more...
Yeah my battle with a whole gang of religious stupid boys!
That was fun! Too easy though. A MAGA biker 3%er is my special project target. A whole gang of them.
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Did you see me playing guitar mademoiselle unknown?
I outplayed the heavy metal band using no amplification. Skill wise. Volume they won.
Shredded a few songs de excellence. Guitar solo hero.
Hero playing a guitar.
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I really wanna sit down on the subway. But it's fairly crowded and my sign doesn't work as well while seated.
I went north up to 42nd Street accidently. Meaning I am just now getting back to where I started this under ground adventure.
Wait no this is Chamber's Street.
I am already a few stops toward Euclid Avenue in Brooklyn.
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When I was playing guitar girls it occurred to me I am an eaay target for an assassin with a handgun.
Or am I?
You'll warn me won't you? If I am all into a riff and some cocksucker who doesn't like me and there will be many men who don't comes up and draws on me please yell loudly and duck.
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I am really hungry. I haven't eaten since... did I have breakfast?
Because I walked up a firestorm I get to eat anything healthy I want.
Healthy includes really heavy stuff. Half and half. Pizza with all the trimmings. A slab of beef if I could afford it. Sushi by the boat if I could afford it. Chocolate. Several bars. Cookies cakes bakery deliciousness.
As long as its mostly natural ingredients I let myself eat everything I want until I'm stuffed.
Daily.
I use weight. I don't lose it.
When I get to near home I will stop someplace for takeout.
McDonald's?
Not healthy. Because it's not natural. But it's so bad every now and then I get a super sized order. Drunk McDonald's remains a fun activity I will do soon.
But what do I want tonight?
A 60oz piece of prime rib. Medium rare or rare.
Can't. Price.
I am torturing myself talking about food. A Snickers would be great. Hiking super fuel.
"Liquid Schwartz!"
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I am trying so hard to not create conflicts I then have to be your hero for. Or to unduly "profit" from them.
If I can help I help.
Not gonna lie. I enjoy when I get the chance! :0)
Anything, mesdemoiselles, that I can do to make your Washington Square Park more enjoyable for you please tell me.
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I'm a food cart. He had to run and get lettuce from a nearby shop.
Enterprising. How awesome!
Immigrants in general are more accomodating and resourceful at business.
Americans are either really lazy and fall back on "the rules" or are uniquely good as well. But it's 50/50 at best.
The Darian Gap immigrants deserve a medal and ticker tape parade for that accomplishment.
Sounds like an amazing adventure! Donald Chump couldn't walk anywhere farther than 18 holes. Never did. He was always a dainty boy.
I ain't dainty if you didn't notice.
I'll take on anyone with a package if they ask for it and win every time.
But they really gotta ask.
You barely gotta ask.
