What's the Matter with New York?


You may have heard of "What's the Matter with Kansas?" a book complaining about how stupid red staters are.

Agreed. They're pretty goddamn stupid. But so are blue staters.

Blue staters can't figure out how to convince red staters of anything. If they were so smart they would have by now.

A well written argument won't convince a red stater of anything. 

Reading is boring.

A well spoken argument won't convince a red stater of anything.

Well spoken is boring.

Boring may be accurate but it's still boring and won't get passed a discerning seeker of entertainment like red staters. 

Trump has never been boring.

That's all it is. They're bored. He keeps them engaged. You put them to sleep. My opponent Dan Goldman is so boring he can't keep pigeons' attention while feeding them.

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