Women: You're Right.
All men are lesser intellectual creatures than you.
You're smarter than them.
Yes I said them. I am a super-man. The only one. You're not smarter than me.
Know how I know?
You don't want me yet. You're not bombarding me with attention. Which you'd do if you were smart enough to know that if you want a man, for anything, I'm the one to grab.
Boyfriend is my prefered pronoun. Forever is my favorite length of time.
The first one of you who figures that out will get to make fun of the rest of you for being relatively stupid.
I won't ever make fun of you.
I want all of you right now.
I cannot defend she who hasn't chosen, yet, from the rest of you who will feel awfully dumb. I assume. After she does and you see the result.
Your Gallant Congressman,
-Alex
P.S. Please share and tell a girlfriend.