Another Heroic Day
Well. If you saw it I don't have to tell you.
It was epic. I ROARED at him "I'M YOUR CONGRESSMAN, COCKSUCKER!" right next to the Arch, with a huge crowd watching!
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Please tell me mesdemoiselles -- what do I do to stop all men from hitting on me? It's goddamn annoying.
So today a "not that there's anything wrong with that" gay dude asked to sleep with me. And since it's been my policy to not be completely mean at first speech to any male that approaches me, when this bastard stopped to hit on me I didn't say "get away from me I ain't gay" like I shoulda.
Not to miss an opportunity to bother a boy who bothers me, I let him have it in front of 100+ people. 'Cause he asked me by picking up my bag if I wanted to sell it. Which was bs. He was angry I shot him down. So like a stupid man he tried and failed to show me up.
"Who do you think you are!?" he asked as I told him dare not cross the chain back into my redoubt.
"Your Congressman! cocksucker".
As loud as he deserved.
There was a lot more I felt memorable. Did you or a girlfriend get it on video? It won't be the last video worthy thing I do. Hopefully it's the last REDACTED who ever hits on me.
I am thinking of getting a "No Boys Allowed" sign for my redoubt. That's a fast set up temporary fortification.
Send ideas. Although getting men you don't want to hit on you to stop is your problem too.
It's the two spirits rainbow flag on my sign. Yet it's nice. Color is pretty. And the two feathers makes a good rememberence of all the native wilderness loving Americans not normally considered.
But soon they will be! Billionaires are paying reparations to everyone. Land. Lots of land. I promise. Homestead much? All yours.
At least an acre.
Environmental super-protection! All the water air and earth back to the year 1757 when all of North America was wilder and wonderful.
"ALL WINTER, ALL WINTER AGAIN"
You ready? You'll need mittens November - March.
How'd I get on that topic? Oh yeah.
Billionaires. Gone. Forever. All their wealth but the last $999,999,999. Last 1000 acres too.
Name two states. Rhode Island and Deleware. One billionaire, Ted Turner, owns that much land.
Two million acres no shite. All that but that last thoiusand for the Homesteader Act.
These two were in my line of sight. I hate seeing any cocksucker. They left after I photo assassinated them.
I took a ton of pictures pretending my phone sight was a gun sight. It's effective. Cause I am a good shot from a ways away with a myriad of firearms.
However I don't have a gun. Only women should carry guns. Any man badge or no badge with a gun is a wuss.
Swords are for gallant boys.
