Campaign Promise for New York City

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IN 2029

work will begin and it won't take forever

ON A SUBWAY EXPANSION

see map in fuscia

EXPRESS TO LAGUARDIA AND JFK FROM DOWNTOWN

and an outer buroughs lifesaver!

WHEN I WIN AND AM SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE

promise

I am arriving at Broadway Junction as I type

ALSO IT WILL BE FREE. PAID FOR BY A BILLIONAIRE

You know how you can link your debit card to refill your OMNI card?

It wiil be Elon Musk's debit card! That refills YOUR OMNI. Sound like fun?

A billionaire paying the bills a day will keep the debts away.



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