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From: Wolf Alexander <baberuth1920@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, Jun 3, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Subject: Short Time No Salt
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Long time no sea? 

Get it Jon?

I am about to watch your latest episode. What's been up with you? I'll share my thoughts on it in a bit.

What's been up with me you ask? Well I am "Almost Famous!" at Washington Square. Definitely the most unique memorable and for the men intimidating artist in residence. Your Hillary Clinton Park is not so exciting in terms of spitfires so I haven't flown up. But I will! Don't worry I haven't forgotten my promise to bug the shite out of you until you have me on. So your secret service should remain in full battle array for when I return with my new "A Woman! for Mayor" business cards.

Why hasn't New York had a female mayor already?! And am i the only one who notices? What's wrong with Speaker Adams or Ms. Ramos? They're getting no attention cough. 

Cough.


 At least this week you're interviewing a woman.

Ain't no hypocrite.

Me and your staff on a worldwide warpath. Move to the front of the line. I am dedicated to the spitfire on the front line.

You'll like this: I emailed Lindsey Graham earlier. Same way I email you. To everyone he knows. Called him a nance. Because he threatened Greta Thunberg, who is, if I may say, the greatest woman on earth.

You should have her, on, after she returns from her invasion of Gaza (no sarcasm).

Wait there's more! But you're gonna have to browse my Broadsheet yerself Jon I don't have all day to write to you.

*****

THE EPISODE! too great! HURRAH! HURRAH FOR THE DAILY SHOW! HURRAH! hurrah for Jon Stewart! and Company.

Wow Elon got very gone very fast. Didn't I say, that would happen a couple of months ago when everybody was screaming about President Musk? 

I did. It's in the Broadsheet.

You got Trump down to a Chump. He demands attention, battles to win, people to abuse, money to make, money to make, and money to be making.

Reefer madness. Lol. Time out I gotta try some of that myself.

Because no one still has beaten Trump (except Biden notably why Trump doesn't stop giving him shite), everyone who disappoints him gets destroyed. Can he not be beaten?

HE GODDAMN CAN. DO YOU HEAR ME YOU YANKEE COCKSUCKER? I CAN MANHANDLE HIS ASS FAT ASS. NON-VIOLENTLY AND LEGALLY. LEMME AT HIM!!!!!! 

Merci, Mesdemoiselles. I am completely brave and cool as ice cream.

"A Woman! for Mayor". It's not too late. Does another dude have to run your city girls until the next election? There's gonna be a lady mayor in New York come hell or high water.

-----Poseidon

-Alex

 ----boy who beats up the father who starts a fight at my little league game cause I got a no hitter going

P.S. Get meaner, Jon. Trump the Chump deserves pure evil from your pen. Nice catch.