The Real Greta Thunberg Stood Up

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From: Wolf Alexander <thespitfirehunter@gmail.com>
Date: Sun, Jun 22, 2025, 2:58 PM
Subject: The Real Greta Thunberg Stood Up
To: <info@thegretathunbergfoundation.org>

Greta the Great! You need one of those Hunger Games "Girl on Fire!" suits to wear around the world!

I read your statement:

I wish you had real power. How old do you have to be to be The Prime Minister of Sweden?

It's too small a job for you though. 

You're inventing your own: the First President of the World.

As celebrities go you're already as powerful as Princess Diana. And dare I say hotter.

I dared. I dare you to reply. :0)

Personally I was sad for myself and happy for you, that you have at the moment a boyfriend and that he seems to love so much. 

But why didn't he stay by your side during your invasion? 

I wouldn't have left you unless you made me and then not without a lot of argument, if I had been your boyfriend. Naval Intelligence (ONI) got me ready for that perfect life. I make Mossad men nervous.

As the heroine you should have your hero! Otherwise who will watch your back while you're watching the world's?

Your statement was... powerful in it's presentation. Black. Just words. No games or gloss.

I love that you told everyone on earth to do something! Now! You see what just you can do. Then you imagine everyone doing it. That's great.

That's a leader. You are setting the example.

But your speech was a little tame. No offense obviously I am in love with you. I mean you can write with more direct anger.

"A tounge lashing" - put one on paper. Aim it at President Chump.

I'll write one for you as an example.

He's the problem. Everything you hate in one man. I agree.

Ready? 

*****

HEY CHUMP! YES YOU DONALD TRUMP.

You are the President of my favorite country. The one I'm living in, the one I'm a citizen of and you're fucking it up.

If Iran has an atomic bomb, the only people that are in danger are the Israelis, and I don't give a good god damn.

Now you've put the United States of America in danger. For the first time in my entire life, I was slightly concerned of being killed by an incoming missile after reading that you attacked Iran.

You are not the toughest guy on earth. Not even close. You were the best politician. And you are definitely the biggest goddamn misogynist I've ever heard of. 

You're proud of that, which is infinitely worse.

American Jews have to choose which country is their favorite. If it's Israel they should head there, not beg to be rescued every time it turns bad.

And you President Schmuck, need to stop letting them tell you what to do. Not "the Jews" - "the Israel-first Jews". 

I know that's the group you're most afraid of, because they do all the things you can't do for you. All that paperwork. All that writing.

That doesn't mean you should put their favorite country's interests over mine.

"Make America Great Again" doesn't mean make Israel great again. You're not even doing your own bullshit right.

What you are doing is taking out your unsatisfed libido "Go Melania!" on another country, that didn't do anything wrong lately except try to defend itself. Iranians aren't going to drop an atomic bomb on their own women so I'm not too concerned.

Iran may be awful in its domestic policy, but in its international policy, it's fairly calm. Certainly, no worse than you're making the United States. 

You're now a warmonger to go with the rest of the list. It's a long list.

You're a Chump, Don Sr.

--Wolf Alexander

*****

Go Greta! Break up with him your photoduck when he gets boring or you'll get bored. And older and... don't let it happen to you m'lady Jean de Arc.

You're the real Katniss Everdeen.

Awaiting your favor.

-Alex