Taylor Swift Chose Poorly


What's the fun of having a billion bucks if you "need" a permanent baby sitter with you at all times?


"Her bodyguard let her boyfriend act like her boyfriend." How awesome!

Just kidding. What a joke! Whatever amount of money I end up with, one thing's certain. I'm doing my own security work on behalf of myself and whoever you are future girlfriend. We won't need a baby sitter.

Kidnappers will die at my feet. Paparazzi will run for the hills. And fans won't fan unless we want fans.

So what would we need a security doofus for?

It's sad and must be very upsetting for "Tough Travis" to have to be driven around and ordered about while squiring his lady.